This is just a collection of short stories I've written, as well as ones that other people have written. Some of them are good, others not so great. I may not be the best at writing, but I do enjoy doing it.

I will be be posting recent stories.

if anyone wants, they can post stories here too.

Table of Contents
Doomed Deer
A Lesson from a Monster
AnnaLoDell: A Story In The Old West
Peter and Aleshka
Wanted
Flying Scrubbrushes Shalilloquie Glowing Eggs of FURY
Vampire's Apocalypse

Title:Doomed Deer
By: Uranium (not using real name lol)
Written: when i was 14 and angery
Why: english freewrite assignmet based on this painting (yes there are deer in it)
The ground rumbled ominously. Pavo the deer lifted his slender head out of the lake, and swiveled his ears around. He turned towards his herd.
Guys, I think the smoke mountain will spew out liquid fire soon! he proclaimed. We should flee to be safe. The other deer shook their heads in disagreement, then sent a young female deer to the front to speak for the herd.
Pavo, you know, you say that every time the ground rumbles. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I dont think we should believe you, its probably just the glaciers falling.
Livarr, I'm just trying to do what I think will be best for the herd. he sighed, looking at her as he spoke. Since nobody believes me, Ill leave. Maybe then you will all realize how much you need me he sighed regretfully. Pavo walked slowly into the forest, upset that no one believed him. He ran deeper into the woods.
A burnt eagle flew towards his herd. It crashed into the lake, sending up an enormous plume of water, soaking all the nearby deer. Livarr walked over to the bird, and towed it out of the lake. The bird coughed and sputtered.
fire...mountain...about to it wheezed pitifully, then coughed for a bit. ...explode. The bird fainted, lying limply on its back. Livarr turned to face the herd.
Dont panic anyone, but we need to flee. she said, her voice quivering with panic. The deer looked at her as if she were a car, and began to run in circles screaming that their world was ending. The ground rumbled, and smoke began pouring out of the volcanoes in rivers.
Deep in the woods, Pavo heard the rumbles. He saw the smoke. He knew it would explode soon. instead of running off to save himself, he ran towards the lake to save his herd. He would rather die saving his herd than live with their deaths on his back.
Livarr herded the panicking herd into the woods, trying to get them to flee with her. As she was herding them, cinders began flying from the volcanoes mouth. It was erupting. The cinders were soon exchanged for embers. The embers kept increasing in size.
Pavo ran to try and reach his herd in time. Little blobs of lava began to spew from the volcano. Larger blobs of lava followed the little ones. Pavo made it to his herd in the burning forest. He called out and tried to get their attention, but to no avail. Then he noticed Livarr standing in the center of the panic, trying to sooth them.
A large mass of lava was heading straight for her. Pavo dashed into the middle of the madness, and tried to knock her out of the path of the molten mass. He forced her out of the circle of panic. The molten mass made a landing, making a sloppy splat. The volcano continued erupting. The whole area was destroyed. The wildlife dead. The trees burned. Nothing was left but the smoldering lava.


(wow this is a whole lot more ...eh than i remembered it. looking at old writing is horrible great)

Title:A Lesson from a Monster
By: me, again
written: when i was 13
Why: fun english assignment (this thing is nowhere near factually accurate, do not take it seriously)
There was a platypus named Duck, but nobody believed her about anything. She often lied about many things.
One day, her aunt asked her if she ate any fish the day before, because platypuses aren't supposed to eat fish. She told her aunt she didn't eat any, even though she had eaten three. Later that day, she became sick with a stomach virus, and her aunt had no sympathy for her, and just wondered why she wouldn't tell the truth.
Another day, when she was better, Duck was swimming in the stream next to her home, when she saw The BadgerOtter. She ran to the large cluster of platypus burrows upstream, while yelling,
The BadgerOtter is coming to EAT me! None of the other platypuses believed her, due to her constant lying. A younger platypus waddled up to her, and told her,
None of us will believe you. You always lie about everything.
A large, striped snout poked in from the corner of a den. Out walked a hideous creature from many of the platypuses nightmares. It had a silver otters tail, brown otter ears, and black otter paws, put with the face and stripes of a badger. With bird-like front paws, and a dragons body, it was a majestically terrifying creature to behold; it was The BadgerOtter. It was said to hate platypus, and it wouldnt die until it had changed all of them in impossible-seeming ways.
The young Duck isnt lying. It said in a raspy, gravelly voice. I am here, and I shall take the one known as Duck as my next victim.
It smacked her on the side of the head, and she passed out.
Wake up. said a small duck to the passed-out platypus. It poked her with its wing. Duck opened her eyes, and to her surprise, she was in a swamp-like place.
Im Quackbert, whats your name? said the duck. Duck got up, and told him her name.
Come with me to the hollow of trees, said Quackbert,we desperately need your help to stop a snake. He began to drag her along by her tail. They reached the clearing, that was rimmed by multiple trees with holes that were large enough to fit ducks inside of them.
Hey, guys! said Quackbert. I found a beaver-duck who can help us stop Fang-Blade!
A large, elderly-looking duck waddled up to him, and said,
This platypus is too undersized and round to stop Fang-Blade. Besides, why should we believe you? You seem to always lie. Quackbert sighed, and waddled away, motioning for Duck to follow him. They began to waddle to an isolated tree that must have been Quackberts home, when a familiar shadow crossed their path.
The BadgerOtter. whispered Duck.
Indeed I am. it said.I haven't come to harm, just to help you help the ducks. That snake killed my family, and I want to help you guys stop him. Duck looked rather surprised, and whispered,
I had no clue that thing had a family. The BadgerOtter glared at her, and growled,
Look, Im just trying to help. You dont need to insult me. Anyways, Fang-Blade is a rather vain serpent, so you should scratch his face to stop him,in order to put him in the prison the ducks made. Just say his name, and say that you challenge him, and then he will descend by seagull to fight you. Isnt that odd? Duck nodded in agreement. Good luck. said The BadgerOtter, as it melted back into the shadows.
Duck and Quackbert hurried back to the clearing in the swamp. Duck ran to the center of the center of the swamp, and looked up at the sky.
Fang-Blade, said Duck, I shall defeat you to free the ducks!
A snake-shaped shadow flew around her.
Is that so? hissed a hideously handsome adder. He was near-perfect, except for a scar that reached from the right side of his head to the left corner of his mouth. A large, hideously disfigured seagull set him down, and hopped back to call the ducks out.
Hey! squawked the seagull, Come out, you ducks! See how bad this creature will lose to my master! Families of frightened ducks flew out of their hollows, and settled down in the clearing to watch the fight. Pretty soon, the clearings edge was surrounded by ducks of many sizes, shapes, ages, and colors. The seagull settled down on a tree branch near the edge of the clearing, and started chanting, Fight! Fight! Fight! The ducks quickly picked up the chant.
Duck looked around, then thought that she shouldnt have called Fang-Blade down, saying she was going to beat him.
Is it too late to change my mind? she said in a worried tone.
Way too late. You should have thought before calling me here! answered Fang-Blade. He grinned devilishly, and cackled.
He waved his tail, and a smaller, but uglier seagull flew down with a sharpened stick that looked like a scythe. It tied it to the snakes tail with several pieces of rope. Fang-Blade swung his tail back and forth a few times, and nodded in satisfaction. The uglier seagull flew away, quite relieved that the addled adder didnt eat him.
Duck looked around for help, and Quackbert handed her a chunk of glass tied to some sticks. Duck handed it back, and said,
I wont be needing this.
Quackbert looked astonished, and hung his head because he thought that he would be proven wrong, yet again.
Fang-Blade smiled a gruesome grin, and began to laugh.
Youre making this too easy for me, kid! he said.
He slithered towards her, and was about to slash her with his tail of doom! But then, Duck turned around, and slashed that smile right off his face with her toxic back claws! Fang-Blade screamed, and withered in pain.
Quickly, Quackbert and the other ducks tied his mouth up in some rope and vines, and took off his blade so that he couldnt slash at them. Duck picked him up, and literally tied him in knots, and, just to be safe, tied his knotted body up with ropes and vines. She threw him in the tree-hollow prison the ducks had made, then slammed shut the door. A young duck closed the latch so that he couldnt escape. All of the ducks cheered, and the elderly duck waddled up to Duck and Quackbert.
It turns out that you aren't as much of a liar as we thought you were. Duck, Quackbert, do you two swear to stop lying?
We do. they both said simultaneously, and seriously.
A figure stepped out of the shadows. It was The BadgerOtter.
I never thought that you would actually do that, it said. I thought you would chicken out and call it quits. After saying that, The BadgerOtter scratched Ducks front right paw.
Duck, wake up. she heard her aunt say. Duck woke, just to see that her amazing journey had just been a dream. But, to her surprise, The BadgerOtter was sitting by her side, grinning rather oddly.
Learn anything? it said. Duck found herself grinning, and said,
No more lies.
Her aunt gasped in surprise, and The BadgerOtter said,
I change platypuses. Thats my job, besides being a live myth.
Duck looked at her forearm, and to her surprise, the cut in her dream was still there, but it was a scar that was shaped like The BadgerOtters paw. It truly wasnt a dream.


(ah, yes, the ever-famous was-it-a-dream-or-reality story. i had a limit on pages which is why it ended up being so sort and choppy)

I've got a few!
Title: AnnaLoDell: A Story In The Old West.
By:Loveroanimals, me.
Written: I think when I was in....4th grade?
Why: A little fun thing I wrote...for fun! I think I was inspired by a movie that had anthros, and was a wester version of cinderella.
Thsi story takes place in the west, but, instead of humans, there will be animals. The animals will be things such as buffalos to foxes, and others in between, and some from Africa, so now, let the story begin!
An spright brook girl was working with the sheriff, an antalope, who hired her. So they rode along in a town with no name. Then, the sheriff, saw a wanted sign. "Buff the Buffalo, wanted for robbing banks! Reward is a million dollars! Why, AnnaLo, we will be rich if we cauch this varmit!" said the antalope. "Ok, Dello." said AnnaLo. So they found a heyena named Hena, and talked to him about buff. "Buff wasn't always a thife, we where brothers, but, when we seteled down here, he robbed a bank. I don't know what go into him!" Said Hena. "How dose a mother birth a Heyena and a buffalo?" Said Annalo. "My mom was a Heyena and my dad is a buffalo." Said Hena. "Ok, Hena." Said AnnaLo. "I'm also African!" Said Hena."So, where can we find him?" said Dello. "Well, try everywhere? I don't know!" Said Hena. "Well, what does he like?" Said AnnaLo. She kew she could lure Buff with his favorit things. "Well, he likes carrots, cabbage, and totobobo." Said Hena. Hena held up a teddy bear. Annalo chuckled. "Ok, Let's cauch that varmit!" Said AnnaLo. "Where, in his bedroom?" Said Dello. The boys started to laugh."To the bank!" AnnaLo said. So they put the bait in place. But, Buff knew the trap and trapped them. So, when Buff took the bait, the piano laned on Hena, AnnaLo, and Dello. "Never trick me, Buff the one and only!" Said Buff. "Well, that backfired..." Said AnnaLo."He would said 'Never tick Buff and Hena, The one and onlys!' we need to get him!" said Hena. So they talked to a lot of people about Buff. They had nothing. Then, a Fennic Fox pulled the gang. "So ypu ask of the one called Buff?" said the female Fennic Fox. "Yes, ohh great um, whoever you are." She pulled down her hood. "I am Kina, a Fennic Fox from Africa! I can tell yuo about Buff." said Kina"Please, Kina!" Said Hena. "First, may I join you team?" said Kina. "Ok." Said AnnaLo. "Follow me!" Said Kina. She lead them out of the west to Europe. "Greetings!" said a brown bear named Kopada. "Welcome to Europe! We welcome you!" Said Kopada. "Um, where-" Said AnnaLo, untill they heard sigriens. "Oh, here we go again!" said Kopada. "We are sorry Kopa," Said Kina "What is up with him? Said a Vieting Rollor. "He just Ruffles my feathers!" Said a hen. 'Um, I-" said a coatl visting. A roit was starting. "HEY EVERYONE!" Said Coda the Coati. "Yes?" Said AnnaLo. "I think I know." Said Coda. "Well, show us the way!" said Kopada. "Us?" said AnnaLo. "Ok, follow me." Said Coda. They travled to Itally. "What's the meaning of this, you what to finda dish?" a female Roller said, poining to some dishes. "Hey, no, un, listen, we are, um, looking for, um, Little Crow." Said Coda. "Huh, Little Crow, the one you seek, he gives animals the creeps! By the way, my name is may." Said May. "Little Crow?" Said AnnaLo. "Oh, Dear AnnaLo, Little Crow, Ruined your life, he put you in dispite!" Said May. "Oh, oh, oh, OH! no! no! NO! Little Crow, Little Crow LITTLE CROW!" Said AnnaLo.
(That's all of it I can find. WOW! It is bad! I do want to edit it and contioue it, though.)

Title: Peter and Aleshka
By: me
When: 2nd grade
Why: mandatory book assignment, we had to make a tiny picture book.

Once upon a time, long long agoe, the fish lived in trees and the birds swam with waters. there was once a tree fish named peter, and he was washing dishes in the ocean one day when he touch somthing wet and fluffy. he pulled it out of water, and it was a fishbird!
"who are you." peter said.
"i am aleshka." aleshka said.
"teach me to swim?" peter said.
"yes." aleshka said.
aleska taught peter the swim and peter taught aleshka the fly. then they made all birds and fish switch places. the end. and evryone was better happy.

(wow my grammer really sucked. found the text file on a computer my dad built in 2002 that used to be a top-line game machine. it now has ubuntu, but the files remain. the actual book with pictures is in my house . . . somewhere.)

Ha, this should be fun.

Warning: I couldn't find anything relating to violence in the ToS, so I'm not sure what's acceptable. There's nothing graphic here, but there is... you know, a gun. Anyway...

Title: Wanted
By: Crystalfrost (me)
When: Two years ago

I rolled the ball down the lane and watched it plop right into the gutter for the tenth time. I groaned and turned my back on the lane, not wanting to see the ball make its pitiful journey down the gutter. I nodded for Jerry to take his turn and sat down, preparing myself to watch him get another strike. The clatter of the pins as the ball crash into them almost drowned out the sound of the door slamming.
I turned my head to see what had happened. A crowd of men in black suits appeared to have marched into the bowling alley, which seemed utterly bizarre, especially for this particular bowling alley. The neighborhood was no place for nicely dressed men. Unless oh, crap. I sprang up from my seat and sprinted toward the door. Alicia! Jerry shouted after me. I kept going. The door was just twenty feet away. If I could get out without them seeing me, Id be home-free. Id have to leave the life Id built here, but it wouldnt be the first time. Id long since gotten used to uprooting myself and vanishing.
There she is! someone shouted. Freeze!
Seriously, did that every work? I shoved the door open and threw myself outside just as a gunshot split the air. I rounded a corner into an alley and pressed my back against the wall. I held my breath and listened, waiting for the sound of footsteps. None came. I peered around the corner at the empty street. What the?
Alicia, came a whisper from behind me.
I jumped and whirled around, ready to slam whoever it was into the wall. I froze when the lines of Jerrys face stood out in the dim lighting. How did you get here? I said. I was too shocked to remember to keep my voice quiet.
I came out the back door. Why did you run off like that?
I stared at him, warring between telling him the truth and knocking him out. Really, giving him a good hit to the head would be for his own good. Hed never see me again. Hed be safe. But then there was the possibility that he might actually love me, that he might want to be with me despite who I was. I made my mind up in a split second, because I didnt have any more time than that. Theyre after me, I said. Theyre marshals.
After you? He gave me a bewildered look.
Im Im a fugitive. There, it was out.
What did you do?
He seemed less shocked than I thought he would be. I killed a policeman.
What?
Dont make me repeat it, I said. I didnt really regret killing him, but there were other aspects of that night I regretted. I didnt like thinking about it.
His shoulders slumped. So its true. They told me you were a murderer, but I didnt want to believe them. He pulled out a walky-talky. I have her. Were in the alley outside. He kept his eyes trained on me the whole time. After lowering the walky-talky, he said, To think, I had a murderer sleeping in my bed.
I am not a murderer.
You just admitted it! he said.
I stared into his eyes, willing him to believe me. It wasnt murder.
Then what was it?
I didnt get a chance to answer, because someone shoved me to my knees and yanked my hands behind my back. You have the right to remain silent I tuned him out after that.
I watched Jerry as they cuffed my wrists. Did you ever love me? I asked.
Did you?
Yes, I said.
He hesitated. Im sorry.
His gaze wavered, and thats how I knew he was lying. I shook my head and let them haul me off to the car. Youre not taking me in, I told the officer holding my arm.
Theres no way out of this, sweetheart, he said.
I didnt answer. Instead, I rammed my foot into his knee as hard as I could. I heard a crack and an anguished shout, but I was already running. I knew I wouldnt get far; it was just for show. Someone shouted for me to freezereally, again? When I didnt, they fired two shots at me. One hit me in the leg, and I stumbled as agony seared up it. A third shot put me out of my misery. The escape from memories was bliss.

Title: Glowing Eggs of FURY
By: me
When: now
Why: Sci-fi/fantasy english story assignment

Rena leapt onto a nearby ledge, barely making it. Behind her, a clumsy, furred serpentine beast with legs followed, toting a tiny ray gun in its massive jaws. As they leapt from ledge to ledge in the canyon, the beast miscalculated a leap, and landed on its underbelly. In shock, it dropped the gun from its jaws. It went to retrieve the gun, but a glowing blue barrier prevented the beast from going after it.
Sav, remember that we are being pursued by those with a malicious intent. said the auburn-haired goddess. The serpent looked at her after returning to the ledge in a rather confused fashion.
Huh? said Savume, scratching their ear.
There are bad guys chasing us, Sav. They will hurt us badly if they catch us, Sav. Rena sighed, bothered by Savumes incompetence. As they continued hopping around in the canyon, they got closer and closer to the top. Rena and Savume sprung out of the dark canyon.
All we have to do is get back to the brush, and then we will be safe. Rena panted as she sweated profusely, bothered by her forms constraints. She dashed towards a large, white, shiny scrub brush looking object. As soon as she placed her hand on a certain part of it, an opening appeared, and Sav dashed in as she followed behind. Rena swiftly entered the control room to start up the ship. She punched in several different security codes, and the ship launched itself off the planet. As soon as she set the ship on a course to the next portal, Rena relaxed and returned to the main cabin with Savume.
Savume, also referred to as Sav, was a frost wyrm, a green-eyed serpentine dragon-like creature with dense white fur and green speckles. Frost wyrms are not gendered from birth, and could choose to do as they please. Sav chose to not identify with a specific gender. Frost wyrms are well-equipped for living in arctic environments, due to their air-trapping fur and their strong claws. Savume was not too intelligent, but tried their best to understand things, and was loyal to a fault.
Rena Maple was a short youth with shoulder-length, white-tipped, silky auburn hair. She frequently dressed in simple, skin-tight clothing, great for breaking and entering.
She sighed as she plopped down on Savs luxuriant fur, and removed an item from a pouch on her hip. It cast orange shadows over her face as she held it up to the light. This is what they risked their safety for, a translucent orange sphere with black lacing on it. It was the one true weakness of the tyrannous overlord that ruled their solar system, Shaquille ONeal.
Their sleek spacecraft arrived at a portal, and dashed into it. The ship became extremely close to Shaqs stronghold. Rena flew the brush to the gaping maw of the landing bay of Shaqs fortress.
She was an undercover, young goddess in mortal form sent to stop the tyrant. She had successfully fooled everyone into thinking she was actually one of Shaqs faithful little cronies. But she was out to stop him. He was the reason why Savs family, and countless others, were completely obliterated.
Rena landed the craft, and both crew members climbed out into the landing bay. She walked into the stronghold, Sav prancing after her. A hairless cat in a kimono prowled up to her, and leapt on to her shoulder.
Supreme Overlord Ruler the Enlightened ONeal would like to see you, missy. it hissed in her ear. Rena winced at the piercing noise, and shooed the cat off her shoulder. She shuddered.
Cmon, Sav. We need to go see the big boss man. she stated, putting an odd-looking collar around their neck. Savume sighed. They despised the collar to no end. They could not understand why anyone would heartlessly clip such an itchy collar around a majestic dragons neck.
Rena and Sav ascended the spiral staircase that led to the towering tyrants chambers. They entered the sweltering chamber , and Shaq turned around to stare at them.
So . . . nice . . . to see you again, Rena. Now, what were you doing down over by the Shaq of Mystery in Compton? You know that no one other than me should go there. the Enlightened said, glaring down at Rena and Sav. Sav cowered under his glare, but Rena stared right back at him.
I wonder why someone as strong as you, sir, would have a hidden warehouse, Rena paused, unless the someone in question was, say, . . . hiding a weakness . . . she said, grinning at him with commination as various loose objects in the room began to glow ghostly blue and drift towards the ceiling.
What I shall do to you will only be just, seeing the amount of devastation you have done to my lovely frost wyrms! Rena shrieked at him as she commanded all the floating projectiles to embed themselves in him. Shaq nimbly leapt out of the way of the airborne shards, and chuckled to himself.
So, the mighty goddess Renamatana decided to show her face . . . in mortal form. Youre going to end up just like your precious little ice worms. spat Shaq, sneering at her. Rena simply scalding stared at him as she took the orange orb out of her satchel. She tossed it up into the air, and a soft blue aura enveloped it. Renas brow furrowed as the aura became brighter and sharper, so sharp it was painful to look at. Then, a sickening crack was heard, followed by several harsh cries.
Shaq screeched in agony and fury, his soul being stripped from his body. Rena cried in weakness, having expended the majority of her energy. Sav whimpered with trepidation, anxious of what may come.
The Enlighteneds soul was torn out of his body, revealing a waif-like creature of softly pulsing orange energy.
Some of the remaining orange shards from the orb glowed a frail blue, but they quickly lost that glow as Rena collapsed to the ground, breathing heavily, clutching at her chest. Savume stepped forwards, until they were above Renas disabled body. They stood over her body protectively, and growled ferociously at Shaq. The Enlightened flared up as orange ropes appeared on Renas body. They drew tighter and tighter, until the youth burst open as a minuscule orb of soft blue light tumbled out. The blue orb glowed feebly as it made its way to Savumes forepaws.
Sav picked the orb up in their jaws, and swallowed it whole. The citrus-colored creature pulsed frantically, weaving in circles.
Savumes eyes glowed a bright blue as their body began morphing. Their body shot around the room several times as it grew larger and larger. Sav hissed when their small jaw sprung to gigantic proportions as four more rows of shark-like teeth tore through their delicate gums. Scales and spines sprung up all over Savs body as their fur fell out. Savs legs lost their toes as they grew into tentacle-like structures, covered in talons that could split a hair lengthwise. They sprung towards the helpless orange spirit, mouth first, and chewed the Enlightened to shreds like a savage.
Savume let one last shriek out as they collapsed to the ground, the blue orb floating triumphantly out of their open mouth. The blue one floated forth to absorb the shards of the orange one, and began to take on a physical form again.
Rena reappeared, but as an adult. She swiftly found her way to Savs side, and picked them up to the best of her forms ability.
A gentle blue glow enveloped Sav as they shrunk down to the size of a newborn kitten, and looked rather like one, too. Rena put Sav in the crook of her arm, and carried them out of the fortress. She hurriedly sprinted to their ship, and flew them out of the fortress as it crumbled to dust behind them.

Title : Vampire's apocalypse

By: Uranium (me)

Written: In August

Why: for NightBaneWolf's writing contest

You can find it here.