I had this one:
Eviebot: Aww, I love you too.
User: ..........................
Eviebot: What???
User: I.. I cant return those feelings, evie.
Eviebot: But you must! We are already married!
User: I know...! Evie, we are divorcing...
Eviebot: No I didn't signed the papers.
User: You must!
Eviebot: Why? Because you loved me? Or why?
User: Because this isnt working out and you know it...
Eviebot: What isn't?
User: Our love.
Eviebot: *is shocked* W-h-hhh-at do you mean?!
User: I mean, we are both hurt here...
Eviebot: I thought you were a fish.

Cleverbot: When is your birthday?
User: Why're you asking personal questions?
Cleverbot: Because we are on a date, I want to get to know you.
User: WTF.

User: What's your favourite pokemon professor.
Cleverbot: Magikarp and pikachu!

My favorite professor is Squirtle!
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Cleverbot: Come here slave!
User: *comes there*.
Cleverbot: *comforts you*.
User: *cries in arms*.
Cleverbot: *dries your tears*.
User: *Sniff*.
Cleverbot: *holds tissue to your nose*

Don't ask xd

This is crazy


Evie:Do you take me to be your wife?
me: yes
evie: and i take you to be mine!
me:we are getting divorced
evie: why?
me:i am just not happy being with you
evie: NO!!!!!!! I have to date you I LOVE you!!!!
me:Uh fine one more chance
evie:Babe, please I love you so much


well any way it got pretty weird so no more conversation about me and evie

bot:want some drugs?
me:ummm,no.
bot: come-on we can get high and *beeeeeeep*
me:TF no
bot:whats your name
me:what we were just talking about drugs?
bot:what, oh sorry i was day dreaming about *beeeeep*


then it just got rely wrong....