My family went to a horse ranch to but three horses. One of the horses was insane, by the way.
When we got back, I saw a shadow on the stairs. I go up to the stairs and see a flash a white and hear deep breathing. I quickly run away.
Later, I talk to my mom. Out of the corner of my eyes, I see a flash of white. I look up to see a stormtrooper, holding a gun, and pointing it at me. I run away screaming.
Apparently, I ran outside. I tripped over the crazy horse's hoof. The horse starts snorting and hitting me with its muzzle.
I fall to the ground. When I look up, the stormtrooper is standing over me, still holding the gun. The stormtrooper flips a switch, and everything goes black.
A few seconds later, I wake up to see the stormtrooper walking away. I realize that I was SUPPOSED to be knocked out. I instinctively loll my head and collapse. Over the next few hours, I open my eyes every once in a while, only to see a stormtrooper and slam them shut.
Finally, my mom shakes me and I get up. She leads me into the house.
When I go up the stairs to go to my bedroom, I see ANOTHER stormtrooper holding a gun. This time, the guy shots me. I stagger and then run down the stairs.
My family resumes as normal. Once I pull the bullet out, I feel fine. I go back up the stairs, only to get shot AGAIN.
This time I fall over, trying to play the part.
I wake up in the school's clinic. I get up and go back to class. Suddenly, a group of stormtroopers comes into the classroom. The teachers rush everyone out, only to rush them back in. We all get put into classrooms, with about 6 kids in each one.
I was put in the computer lab with this girl from church, this boy from a book, and some other girls.
At first, we all ducked and covered like it was a tornado drill.
Then, the computer lab teacher told us to 'Get on a computer and play the mouse game!'
She also had this weird floor plan she wanted us to follow.
Finally, we got on the computers and play the game.
The game was this toddler game where you have to practice counting and stuff.
Then the game screen changed and the dream ended.
Yeah. Note that I've never been shot, never watched star wars, never had a horse, and never have been able to resist a bullet or be unconscious for 2 seconds. Yeah, that was probably the weirdest dream of my LIFE.
Xedite
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Posted: 3/29/2020 at 12:54 PM
Post #152
I get weird dreams a lot.. Symptom of mental health nasty and the ones I usually get are more in the realm of really graphically violent, twisted, or just otherwise in the realm of nasty nightmares or anxiety dreams caused by my night terrors.
Won't share those here because they are very nsfw or personal, but occasionally I get some really odd, "normal" ones that always seem to have the weirdest plots.
Actually got me into dream reading, lucid dreaming, and interpretation because I wanted to see what I could make out of the crazy and try to get control over them.
Few good ones:
A few years ago I had one about Donald Trump nuking the moon to stop global warming somehow and causing a Mad Max type, Waterworld-like setting because the lack of moon messed up the tides and flooded the world. Really only gotten funnier over time for me and I love bringing it up whenever I can.
Had a strange one the other day about being a professor in some school that was falling apart into an abyss and I had to just walk around helping students try to escape.. not existing?
I also had another school one where I turned into a raven in the middle of class and flew through the roof.
It was completely weird.
I also had a nightmare when I was like 6 I still remember and chuckle about. The vacuum cleaner became possessed by a demon and kept trying to chase me until it got stuck by the stairs and fell over its own tail-cord.
Edited By Xedite on 3/29/2020 at 1:04 PM.
Sophiegrace
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Posted: 3/29/2020 at 1:07 PM
Post #153
A strange dream I had:
I was at this school thingy (a very common theme in my dreams) and there was a weird competition going on. Basically each of us had a unique power and we were going to use this power to like face off to decide who was the strongest of us. My super power thingy was really weird, basically I could like do a set of things (ex. turn into a rabbit, fly) but to do them I had to sing. Usually I flied but at some point I tried to turn into a rabbit so it might have been limited to those two things, Im not sure. Ok so the first challenge was like this race where you had to defeat a few of your classmates with your team or something and my team was set up against this really skilled team with an guy who had fire powers I think as well as a few other people. I decided to fly away just to get to the finish line but someone clung to my legs while I was flying (mid flight he disappeared).
Eventually I for some reason was forced to stop flying so I landed in a forest giving my teammates time to catch up somehow. I wanted to turn into a rabbit for some reason so I sung but it didnt work so I started running. I was running with everyone else for the rest of the time. I think I won but it was really close. More stuff happened but the next thing I remember from the dream is talking to one of my friends about how I was upset that I didnt actually get to fight the fire guy and then me like saying something sorta mocking him then us laughing and me looking up at a window in a near by mansion and seeing him at a fancy party.
Orcastration
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Posted: 3/29/2020 at 1:09 PM
Post #154
another nightmare:
something between Lang Lang reposting the insta story I tagged him in yesterday for pianoday (I thinki was too late :( ), child soldiers (history project, don't ask plz), and some other stuff I was doing
it was weird
I woke up tired too
yesterday must've been pretty interesting for that to happen.
Larkian
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Posted: 3/31/2020 at 7:35 PM
Post #155
Ack I think I'm going stir-crazy. A bunch of things I've been doing since being stuck in quarantine are getting mixed together, help.
So I was in Minecraft, and apparently everyone who played Minecraft, like, lived in one world. Apparently me and my friends were really famous because we were powerful or something. Then these two really strange monsters came to attack us, they were like phantoms, but they were like heavily armored and our swords did nothing. So I used shears to shoot lasers at them, and they exploded into little bits.
Then the government or whatever came to us (apparently we interacted with them on a daily basis because we were so famous) to discuss the strange monsters. For whatever reason, we knew some evil organization was behind it, but they thought we were the cause of the weird monsters. So we decided to go on a quest to defeat the evil people and prove our innocence.
Apparently, one of my friends was Frank from HoO, and we only had two shears (the ones that could defeat the evil monsters). I gave him one because he had good aim, and I don't remember if I kept the other one or gave it to someone else.
So some stuff happened and we ended up in the walk-in freezer at some huge grocery store. Maybe it was Costco. And so we were hiding because the evil person was here, and suddenly I was seeing things from Frank's point of view. I (Frank) had the feeling that one of the monsters was camouflaged somehow, so I shot at it with my shears and killed it.
Apparently, this alerted the evil guys to our position, so there was chaos and they were chasing us or something and somehow I burned my fingers. Then I was freaking out, because fire and Frank don't mix. So I went to an aisle and grabbed a frozen chicken. Also, I could fly. They were still chasing me, so I flew out the door and over the tennis courts. Then I was myself again (I think) and my group was trying to get back together again, but we kept getting separated by the evil people. Apparently, I could shape-shift, and that was how I was flying. I was the fastest and the most agile, so my friends sent me to distract the evil people, who could also fly. Then I was flying away from them, leading them on a chase, when they grabbed my friend, who was apparently my OC Arcelo in human form. So I engaged in a tug of war with them with Arcelo. Sounds kind of painful for Arc.
Anyways, somehow we got rid of them and we sat down in the tennis courts to catch our breath. Since we were all famous or whatever, we had cards, sort of like baseball cards. Arcelo had a little brother who was freaking out because he'd never met us and was a big fan, he was like listing our statistics or something.
He said something along the lines of, "*gasp* Are you Phoenix? Woah, did you turn into a peregrine falcon to stay ahead of them, and then a kite to dodge them? I heard you have 15 different forms! Can you do a Wingull?" Who knows why I could turn into a Pokemon, but I obliged and he was very impressed.
Then apparently I was in a competition or something with a team, and everyone thought I was going to win because I could shape shift. But I lost somehow, and everyone was sad. The next competition was like running or something, so I turned into an ostrich, kicked some people in the head (ouch), and won. Even though I'm pretty sure I looked like a human the whole time.
Since we won, I got some prize or something, which apparently... was to get stuck in League of Legends? Which apparently was not a good thing, because if you died at all in your first game, you got deleted or idk. So my friend got dragged in with me but apparently he didn't have the risk of getting deleted if he died, so he was trying to help me not die ig. How did I repay him? The next game, he was on the opposite team, so I turned into a snow leopard (???) and put him on a wall or something. I forgot. Doubt he was very happy.
Then I got summoned to... the world of Ranger's Apprentice, and was... in a cave or some place? It was cold.
The end. IRL is catching up to me. I recently reread HoO and Ranger's Apprentice. Haven't played Minecraft in awhile but I did watch my brother play League, heh.
~~~
Oh, and there was another one where I was my OC Lark. I was in my old history classroom, learning about matrices. (I reviewed matrices recently irl, too) Normally I don't have a problem with them other than being utterly exhausting to do, but for some reason I was totally lost, the only time I've ever been so behind in a class. Apparently, you had to draw circles around the matrix but I could never remember what order to draw them in. Some day later, I got impaled. Fortunately, I wasn't there for that, but like I had a spectator view of my friend giving the teacher a late slip for me with the reason being, "Lark got impaled". Oh dear. I came back to class THE NEXT DAY, completely fine, but I was really upset because I was even more behind. Because that's obviously what I had to worry about. And then some stuff happened and my brother and I accidentally went to Six Flags but it was abandoned because we forgot it was closed because of Covid-19.
Edited By Larkien on 2/14/2021 at 8:18 PM.
Orcastration
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Posted: 3/31/2020 at 7:44 PM
Post #156
League is fun
I play it
but I suck and my friend just facepalms since I only play the evil angel
Larkian
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Posts: 16,999
Posted: 3/31/2020 at 7:45 PM
Post #157
I'm making an account next weekend, what's your user
Orcastration
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Posted: 3/31/2020 at 7:51 PM
Post #158
idk anymore XD
I lost the game
and forgot the account
whoops
I played last year last :(
also, warning: dark fallen angel is good healer but really slow and attacks are only close range good :P
Larkian
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Posted: 3/31/2020 at 7:55 PM
Post #159
Nah, I'm totally going to be the ice phoenix thingy
Or possibly the guy who looks like Soren, because... he looks like Soren. And who doesn't want to be Soren.
Edited By Larkien on 3/31/2020 at 7:55 PM.
Orcastration
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Posted: 3/31/2020 at 7:58 PM
Post #160
I never got to be Annie
shes so cute
I made an oc off of her
named Annie
yeah I-
OH SHOOT I FORGOT ABOUT ANNIE
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