Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=55971&page=17#165 Author: Snowcrystal Time Posted: 1/27/2018 at 1:24 AM you see it, and it's dead i wish i never had chinese homework or tests or classes. (I am totally okay with not speaking chinese again)

Jokes on you.... he is dead. That's why I wanna see him again.
:p

They're all out of ink

I wish for snow

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=55971&page=18#172 Author: Snowcrystal Time Posted: 1/28/2018 at 9:29 PM They're all out of ink I wish for snow

You got the gaseous form of snow.

I wish for great friends.

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=55971&page=18#173 Author: Enderdragonlol Time Posted: 1/29/2018 at 5:08 AM [quote=1147626] You got the gaseous form of snow. I wish for great friends.

You only get them for half an hour

I wish for a 3.5 million dollar car <3

(please ping me)

You get the car, but you crash it immediately and have to pay the company back... with a substantial interest rate. (Oh noooo!) I uh. I wish for.... uhhhm. Would it be too morbid to say I wish I was dead???? Uh. I wish I could get as much sleep as I want, free from nightmares. Do remember to ping me!

I scared everybody off lmao

Hmm. Generally not the best idea to joke about wishing death on yourself ~ But it is a clever way to counter the corrupted wish :P

a) you get your wish, but now must spend eternity as a disembodied spirit, roaming the earth, unable to communicate with anyone, and tormented with Despair.

b) I grant you your nightmare free sleep, but now you basically have to sleep 24 hours each day in order to feel 'awake' xP

I wish for chocolate that regenerates itself. Aka. Endless chocolate.

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=55971&page=18#177 Author: Amarok Time Posted: 2/1/2018 at 5:43 PM Hmm. Generally not the best idea to joke about wishing death on yourself ~ But it is a clever way to counter the corrupted wish :P a) you get your wish, but now must spend eternity as a disembodied spirit, roaming the earth, unable to communicate with anyone, and tormented with Despair. b) I grant you your nightmare free sleep, but now you basically have to sleep 24 hours each day in order to feel 'awake' xP I wish for chocolate that regenerates itself. Aka. Endless chocolate.

You get the endless chocolate but you realize it never stops. Either you constantly are eating it or it will eventually flood your room, your house, your neighborhood, and sooner or later..the whole planet. Duh duh duh!!

I wish that I could morph into any animal I wanted, whenever I wanted.

- that's not such a bad side effect :D I could live in a world like that.

Wish granted. However, the animal always ends up being the wrong size for the purpose. Need to become a small insect to spy on someone? BAM - you're a huge man sized insect! Need to become a bird to fly across a lake or sea? BAM AGAIN - wings too small to support your body. Want to be a bear just for the experience? BAAAM I hope you enjoy trying to avoid molecular collisions at the atomic level.

I wish for all the series of Steven Universe and Adventure Time.

They are all corrupted discs and only play static

I wish for some candy