I don't know what I'm doing, but I would like to add that the banana is a herb.
Vaingel
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Posted: 12/27/2019 at 12:50 PM
Post #282
I mean... I have a deviantart, where you can see my art, if yer interested... you don't need an account or anything ta see, i'm TheAlphaDawg there, too... most of the stuff is digital, so it looks kinda trash, but the traditional (pencil/paper) that IS there looks decent besides trash notebook paper.... yeh
Your dad's IQ... is at supergenius levels?
Did you steal my dad?
Course, my dad wasn't great at drawing, I hear, but he took a beautiful (and technically illegal) picture of the Eiffel Tower one night in France... a very good photographer. I'm not GREAT at drawing myself, but I'd consider myself decent.
Dates
I don't do either kind X3
As for writing, I'm only getting into it so I can learn storytelling and character development... to be a better video game dev. I'm not sure I'm any good still, I don't get much criticism and rarely feel I'm improving, but eh, i'll figure it out xwx
merry holidays
yer avi is a mentor to a deadly assassin in a universe where people have wings
you taught them everything they know and are now living out retirement giving them advice and watching their kids when they have a big business trip
Vaingel
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Posted: 12/27/2019 at 12:53 PM
Post #283
D:
I feel like my whole childhood is a lie
Well, artificial banana flavor used to taste exactly like bananas
back when the banana it's based on... actually existed!
the seeds were too small for reproduction (like bananas we know today), an infection caught hold, and the bananas banana flavor is based on were GONE
banana trivia
Larkian
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Posted: 12/27/2019 at 1:52 PM
Post #284
I digitally yeet stuff. Fun.
Yep. Holding him for ransom.
Me, trying to figure out how this engineering roller coaster track thingy works: "Hey dad, what's your IQ?" (I accidentally typed "you're" and had a mini heart attack)
Him: "Uh, 168, why?"
Me: "OMG DAD YOU'RE A GENIUS" (Phew, used the right one that time)
Him: "Oh."
My dad went to France at one point before my brother or I were born. His commentary on the Eiffel Tower: "I expected it to be bigger."
Hehe. I scare away everyone of the opposite gender in a five-mile radius with my fiery temper.
I find it hard to criticize people who are better than me. So that may be a good thing?
Yee
More like teaching their kids the way of the deadly Kelpari Ring Staff, and a quest to save the world, but ye
Edited By Larkien on 12/27/2019 at 1:53 PM.
Vaingel
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Posted: 12/27/2019 at 3:11 PM
Post #285
Expected it to be bigger XD better go back in time and make sure it meets his demands-
Everyone I put into the friend zone get a crush on me and I just wanna meme-
YOU BECAME THE VERY THING I SWORE TO DESTROY-
*ahem* anyway-
I... I don't understand the standards one must meet to reach the accolade of 'Better'. This can only mean it is subjective... so I could actually be worse... therefore you may be declaring people 'better' when they are actually worse.
*wakes up* HELP MY SHOWER THOUGHTS ARE ESCAPING THE SHOWER-
...I've heard it both ways
Larkian
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Posted: 12/27/2019 at 3:15 PM
Post #286
Hmm.
I think I'd have other plans if I managed to go back in time.
Me: *hangs out with friends of the opposite gender*
People: OOOH I SHIP IT
As a result, I don't hang out with them at school that much any more.
...
...
Does anyone actually have shower thoughts in the shower?
Vaingel
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Posted: 12/27/2019 at 3:21 PM
Post #287
OtHeR pLaNs -w-
*builds tribute to harambe*
*historians after harambe happens* wot m8
mein
i was just talking to my friend about weird genetics
and these girls were like
OOOOOOOOOOH R U 2 D8ING
an' we just like
no
an' they like
o ok
haterz gon' h8
shipperz gon' ship
either way, murder's not a crime if yer not caught *cough* people are gonna be weird
I-I mean...
yeah...
I've had a few in the shower...
I guess it depends on what one does in the shower....
Larkian
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Posted: 12/27/2019 at 3:36 PM
Post #288
Weird genetics
My hair is brown like that
Everyone I'm closely related to has black hair
I have palm lines like a monkey
Yay
Murder is cool
mmm let's not get into that, my left hand is going to strangle me
Edited By Larkien on 12/27/2019 at 3:37 PM.
Ephemeral
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Posted: 12/27/2019 at 5:10 PM
Post #289
Any crime is perfectly legal as long as the police don't find out.
Did you know that George Washington didn't know dinosaurs existed?
There are also more atoms in one glass of water than there are glasses of water in every ocean on Earth.
Edited By Ephemeral on 12/27/2019 at 5:11 PM.
Vaingel
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Posted: 12/27/2019 at 5:27 PM
Post #290
My friend's family is all short, but they're taller than the rest of their family... and look nothing like their parents
My sister's hair was curly, then stick straight
weird stuff
or my dad is secretly henry emily and afton got her ;-;
DUDE
Are your fingers tapered (fat-skinny)
and are your fingers longer/shorter/same size compared to your palms?
My left hand's broken, so it can't even lift ten pounds anymore and exists solely to hit the shift key... it's in no condition to choke, if you'd like to trade XD
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