"I wouldn't say that..." the man said, smirking. "The name's Honduras. I've got connections within the very threads of a world-wide web."

(Honduras has one of the highest crime rates in the world)

"I wouldn't say that..." the man said, smirking. "The name's Honduras. I've got connections within the very threads of a world-wide web."

"I see. Tell me, are you a human? I recognize that name, but I don't know if it's a country. If you're a country, you may be more interested.."

"Of course, you're probably a country on the continent of Eurasia. You're not really concerned with the Americas, are you?" Honduras said. "What do you plan to do with the shifty goodies?" he asked.

She smiled, "I'm not so happy with some of the European countries.. and some of the other countries, to be frank. We need the goods to make sure they stay in their place and don't get too.. full of themselves. I guess you should know me by my country name, Taithlon. I thought you were a human at first, so I introduced myself by my ID name."

"Ah, that makes sense. I totally understand about the whole 'countries-have-big-heads' thing." Honduras snorted. "So, what do you need from me?"

(You could just hand him a list, if you want to be really confidential)

"Ah, that makes sense. I totally understand about the whole 'countries-have-big-heads' thing." Honduras snorted. "So, what do you need from me?"

She stood on a chair and whispered into his ear a list of things, of which the only thing mentioned to narrator is sleeping gas and two gas masks.

Honduras nodded. "I can get those to you pretty quickly. When will you be needing them?" he asked.

"Apart from the two I just listed, before the world meeting to set up in a house. The gas things? A day before the meeting."

"Why're you out here? Did you need some space too?" Prussia asked. Gilbird flew off.

(Alas, Gilbird. You creepy sadistic chicken.)

I nod as I watch gilbird fly off "Yeah, I did."