Tom's Monday Check In part 2

Okay first off, y'all, if you joined thinking this is a ""club"" I really don't hate to be the bearer of bad news but this is a C U L T

That out of the way, second order of business: new initiation rites *dumps glitter on everyone* *and extra glitter for our newest newbie, cher*

@beast and sleep and vary, I am tired b/c I forgot what it's like having school every day and also b/c I spent my whole weekend working p much :) including six hours on my day off yesterday :) we're having fun over here

@beast (again), we are better about drinking water but let it be known that I am not strictly what one might classify as a ""healthy individual"" <_<;

[be back after dinner to wrap this up. or maybe I'll make a part 3. idk]

if this is a cult we shouldn't call it a club as you stated;

"The Amnesic Goldfish Club"

we should not call it a club, period. this is a cult and we're letting people know, and also, we need to give out free cookies, to get more cult members, i suggest these;



if people don't like coconut we can give them oreos

*covered in glitter* Well, mister ghostie pumpykins, for glittering the bean, can you please put your nightbloom up for co-op in dv? xD

Glitter
Not
Good
4
Orca
*tries to wash off in salt water, fails*

><> <>> <><>< ><>< <>< ><> <><!
(Translation (without cusses and certain fish sounds): You're paying for the drycleaning

*yeets five packs of oreos at them*

i got ya

yeet some at me? My friend likes oreos (edit: obssesesd)

*yeets 10 packs of oreos at them* i have infinite oreo packs

My friend: *takes them all*

Tom's Monday Check In part 3 (hopefully the conclusion)

@moon, I believe in false advertising. they join thinking it's a club and then t h e r e i s n o e s c a p e
also we're offering pocky sticks as an alternative bribe too b/c I hate coconut and no one hates pocky

@bean, she's been selected for co-op, have at it :P

@orca, *stares directly at orca and slowly holds up a tube of superglue*

@slep (again), that frog is accurate. accurate how I don't know but He Is Right. @everyone, please consider him the Entity to Whom This Cult Is Dedicated

@vary (again), cute snakes also make me want to cry, but they and frogs fall under Acceptable Reasons. (see entries including "lack of sleep" for Unacceptable Reasons)

ALSO official cult announcement! only three to four letter shortenings of names will be allowed from now on, unless that means someone's handle makes Absolutely No Sense in which case five is possibly permissible (see entry "slep" as opposed to "sleep" for example)

Also Also: I hope y'all are doing your homework because I know I'm sure not!