there was that one day i got lost in area 51 and saw aleans that was fun i discovered that aleans do exist and control the human race i was supposed to forget it but i never did i would like 32

pffff xD Nice Fen

Were the Aliens Civilized? Like on a scale of 1 to Crumpet?

here's your eggie xD https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2377201

his parents look the same if you want to take a look at the lineage

Okay here we go...for number 18 please

So one day me and two of my friends were walking through a park when we come across the dead body of a baby dear. it had obviously been there a while because of the fly larvae that had almost completely took it over. It was actually kind of grim until one of my friends said "well now we really know what happened to Bambi. " It went down hill from there and we all started to make witty quips about the circle of life.

#32 please?

This was a dream, really scary but weird. So, it was night time and this tomato came in my house and tried to eat me. Once I ran out of my house, there were other vegetables and a hay person. I freaked out and went to my friends, but then some one came with a wreaking ball. It destroyed them... but then at the end it turned to the vegetables and they came alive.

Weirdly creepy

Thanks @LostCry :) This is a really nice thread!

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Can i have 40 and 20 please and i would like to make a donation of 200g if thats ok


when i was little i thought chocolate milk came from brown cows only to have my dad tell me it didn't i was like what? was like 4 or 5 hardly remember it

Can I have 10 please?
One Christmas Eve, our 2 cats, Sammy and Ramses, were running around and going nuts. It was their first Christmas, and they were super excited, So, being the evil and mischievous soul I was, I lifted one of them up and put him on the tree.
Then, the other one must have thought left out, so he jumped onto the tree as well, knocking it over. I didn't want anyone to know, so I hid in my room until my dad came in to ask why the tree was on the floor.
Aaaaaand that's my story.

#28, please?

When I was in the second grade, I was really bashful so I would walk and stare at my feet at the same time. As you can imagine, this doesn't help the whole walking thing out... Well, I was walking to the bathroom one day and of course, was looking straight down, when a teacher called my name, I looked up... and ran smack into the corner of a wall. Needless to say, I ended up with a huge cut on my forehead that was bleeding like crazy..

Everyone laughed, I laughed, but was forever remembered as the girl that ran into a wall.

man, that's dark xD

here you are! https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2381406