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Vaingel
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Posted: 12/11/2019 at 8:59 PM
Post #491
Florida man punches and jumps on cars whilst screaming he is not drunk
this is pure gold
Larkian
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Posted: 12/11/2019 at 9:03 PM
Post #492
Someone agrees with me.
No, mom, me being a paramedic is not as stupid as it sounds. I also don't want to be a housewife, thank you very much. Yes, yes, California is lovely, seeing the world is better though ^^
My brother: Top tennis player on his school's team, got accepted to the best college in the state and one of the best in the country, overflowing with charisma, performed in Carnegie Hall, is amazing at math and science and academic thingies, has ten billion real life friends, 5-minute mile "It's not that hard!", has never broken a single rule, he doesn't talk to online strangers like me however.
Me: Can hit myself in the face with a badminton racket with 100% accuracy, ewww college, charisma, what's charisma?, performed in front of the class shaking so badly it sounded like I was doing vibrato, math meh, science ditched in favor of video games, not two, not three, but one real life friend, 9-minute mile *wheezing*, gets detention for putting the computer back in the wrong slot, as you can see I talk with online strangers on a regular basis. Also, wallows in self-pity, rants a lot, runs too many RPGs, and never keeps promises to write.
Edited By Larkien on 12/11/2019 at 9:06 PM.
Vampory
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Posted: 12/11/2019 at 9:04 PM
Post #493
Oof was that a Jack-a-boy reference? :0
Fnaf? I was into it for awhile when it first game out, my parents wouldnt pay for it though and thw other kids never let me play on there tablets xD
Now tbh, I'm not super into the Mario franchise. If we are talkin about retro games tho, I love Snowbros on the NES. I have a PS3 I fished out of the trash. We got it to work, but unfortunately I still need games and controllers so its just kind of sitting xD
I tried the original NES version of LOZ on an emulator. Gotta say man, thats difficulttttt. Cool ideas though, I've just never been very into the play by yourself RPGs. I love me some major multiplayer action.
Kid Icarus I've looked at but never played, Super Smash bros I would love to play, but honestly isnt worth spending the money on the 3ds version since the Switch is were its at and the 3ds version is pretty outdated anyway.
Kingdom hearts only has one version available for the 3ds so I never bothered. Mariokart I'd love to play on a console someday!
Finally [HA!] Final Fantasy. Like I said, I'm not big on one-player rpgs, even if there is some kind of player interaction. It seems interesting, but not enough to check it out now.
Vampory
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Posted: 12/11/2019 at 9:08 PM
Post #494
Me: Can not recieve the birdie for ******. If that makes you feel any better xD
Larkian
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Posted: 12/11/2019 at 9:08 PM
Post #495
The birdie is flying towards my face, I try to hit it and whack myself in the face instead?
Vampory
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Posted: 12/11/2019 at 9:11 PM
Post #496
Ehhh I usually just miss it xD It would help if I had a decent partner though >.>
Vaingel
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Posted: 12/11/2019 at 10:47 PM
Post #497
Nothing wrong with a solid rant ;w;
Ah, you say no charisma, yet online you seem to make friends easily, and you explicitly mention friends when you discussed the concert, friends are obtained with charisma, therefore you lie, you have charisma -w-
Ai'ight, imma tell you something
it took me a while to figure out, so instead of letting you suffer, here it is.
You can compare yerself to others
you can beat yerself up over what you can't do
that's... i guess it's fine
by today's standards
but lemme tell you something
my dad was
-a super genius (literally!)
-an excellent track athlete
-very charismatic (avoided so many tickets, including hitting a car on his way out of court!)
-very imaginative and creative
-excellent with the ladies
he became
-a college dropout
-statutory rapist (where i come in ;-;)
-an idiot (feel off a cliff and broke 3 vertebrae)
-a hacker (which I'm rather proud of, but still illegal)
-a drug addict
-depressed
-broke
Oprah?
Came from a life of nothing
became rich and famous
PT Barnum?
Came from a life of nothing
Became a snotty good-for-nothing but successful and shrewd businessman
It doesn't matter what you are
It's what you do with it
and every person who gives up is just someone else out of my way so I can get on top. I'm trying to help you only because I know you can be so much more.
I have nothing
But I'll be everything someday
and no one will forget my name.
Kids'll have to memorize it for history tests.
It gets no easier thinking like that, but dangit, it helps.
Write your own story.
Don't become what you or anyone else thinks you should be.
You are your own person.
Hope to see you in the history books someday.
*wakes up* woo! That was a long nap, where am I?
Can't wait for my worms to arrive in the mail ;w;
Larkian
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Posted: 12/11/2019 at 11:26 PM
Post #498
Hmm, maybe that's why I have my face glued to my computer screen so often, online is so much different, I can act like someone better, in real life there is no 'edit' button but typing, you have time to plan what to say, can think about things before you say something you regret. Region chat is the bane of my existence. You know what I mean? But what's more of a problem is I'm basically invisible. Like, I dunno, but as soon as someone's not looking directly at me, I'm practically nonexistent. Either that, or there's always someone more interesting than me. If I were in a boring room with only one other person, maybe that would work, but maybe they'd rather talk to the wall. Like somehow I'm covered in attention repellent. It's like a room full of presents, all of them containing amazing things but I'm the tiny cardboard box that everyone starts to open at some point but gets bored and saves for later because something else caught their eye. Then there are those interesting people, like Aki and Aiden, who went straight for the cardboard box. I honestly have no idea what my problem is. Yes, I'm weird at first and socially awkward, but I'm not that bad, am I?! Severely underrated is what I am. It is pretty difficult to ignore people online, or maybe all the presents look exactly the same so you can't judge. Ah, the magic of online communication.
Yea, almost the entire orchestra are my 'friends'. By friends, I mean acquaintances, basically. People I could try to talk to if there were no one else for either of us to talk to. I put in the effort to talk to them and it didn't work the perfect way to click, but it wasn't for nothing. And I don't have enough close friends to separate them distinctly, so friends it is.
No! *kicks wall* History books are not good enough! I want to save the world! And I'd prefer it if no strange people investigated my personal life and printed it out for the entire world to see. This will sound slightly insane, but I'd rather do something more than be famous and successful and whatnot. I want to do something story-worthy. By story, I mean a good story. One that involves life-risking and world-saving and traveling and doing something that mattered in the grand scheme of things. Just being famous and being known but not starting or stopping something big enough to change everything in universes and everything in the future. Okay, this sounds really stupid, so I'm going to shut up now and be a doctor.I
Ow, that sounds extremely painful. Hope you're alright.
'excellent with the ladies' Sounds like me, wait WOT
Gosh dangit Alpha, I'm crying xD
Worms? What worms? Is that one of those modern sayings I'm supposed to know. I'd look it up but I'm scared I'll get pictures of actual worms in mailboxes.
Edited By Larkien on 12/12/2019 at 12:14 AM.
Lalalanmao
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Posts: 7,106
Posted: 12/12/2019 at 6:02 AM
Post #499
lol man, flirting with the cellist? Also nice job on your concert. We just had a school assembly where everyone performed, but then they realized they weren't ready so I just had to stall for time by playing random piano songs badly xD
Lalalanmao
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Posted: 12/12/2019 at 6:06 AM
Post #500
Ayyyye lark me tooo, I'm basically invisible to. Probably because I'm completely weird. I mean I have people I am friends with, most of them were because they feel obligated to? or they just want homework answers. Probably because I'm not as cool as this other asian girl at my school who basically does everything I do so I'm out of luck there too. Also least you have some really good friends, not all of us were lucky enough to get that.
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