Prussia scratched Kumajirou on the head. Of course not! Mein Gott, hes so adorable!

"Oh, no, I'm definitely not scary. I have no chance of beating you in a war unless the cold is on my side" she said bluntly, "And.. there's an Eliope about to claw down the door." she pointed out with a shiver, sitting back down on Russias bed

"You won't have legs in a minute! You're as bad as Russia. And you were beaten by a school child once practically"

((Ref to when France decided to take over German Ruhrs, a young boy got shot, which led to Germans basically kicking them out))

Not to mention your old boss worse defeat was getting chased by domesticated rabbits. Njordland said flatly. Or that time you got your buttocks handed to you by a Welsh woman with a pitchfork?
I zought we agreed not to talk about ze incident in Fishguard! France said angrily.

Pu-leaze. I am not scared of two little countries. America said.

She smirked then quietly said, "By that, I meant she's coming for my a**." she lay down on the bed and cuddled up to Russia, still on top of the covers though.

England smirked, "Ha! Case closed. I'm better than you"

Annoyed that no one had yet to let her in she knocked louder about ready to kick down the door that stood in her way

Canada
He chuckled *dont let that fool you, he can be a real monster sometimes* Kumajiro looked up at Canada seemingly offended he leaned into Prussias touch and moved towards the other nation spitefully

Non, I zink you are confused, mon amie. France said, shaking his head.
Battle of the Denmark Straits. Njordland said. Not to mention Saratoga, Isandlwana, Singapore, and Gazala. And there was the whole fiasco with King Henry VIII, and-
Just whos side are you on?! France said irritably.

Russia sat up groggily and shot a hole in the door. Shut up! he said with annoyance, before hiding under his covers.
Dude. You could have killed someone.

Japan decided to say something, since Fjordland was there now, "England-san, please calm down"
"But-"
"..."
"Oh alright then"

Prussia laughed. Ah! Hes so cute! he said, scratching Kuma behind the ears. He looked at Canadas side of the room. Thats a lot of maple. he said.