Okie doke! I can give it a shot.
If it's really that slow paced, I should be fine :D

Hey, stop eating those noodles! They used to be meh brains! Eeek, am I losing my mind. All those neurons....*cries*
Heheh, you shall never persuade me! I'm a free range chicken, and we go where we like and think about absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. Our brains are too small.
But maybe you'll catch me. Anyone can catch a chicken. Or so I've been told...
Stop, what is wrong with me????

Eh so....Yeah.
-KW5

<sub>If it doesn't offend you, I laughed at that.

*stuffs chicken in pot and sticks noodles back into brain before
giving to Baby Yaga,
putting oil in the gates as she quietly left to stalk from the tree*</sub>

You aren't alone.

Offended? Me???
I'm glad I made you laugh :D
(you made me laugh too, I hope it wasn't offensive either^^)

Eeeh, my brains are all chewed. I might be psychotic now. Just slightly.

Why am I in this pot? I said I was a FREE RANGE CHICKEN

Who's Baby Yaga? She sounds scary...

What gate? What oil? What TREE? Should I be concerned?

Why's my type scattered across the page? I dunno...

I'm not alone? Is that prophetic? It sounds ominous...heheheh.....

Lol my computer just crashed, but it makes sense because I had a bejillion tabs up so....
-KW5

x3 We rule the world! In a strange, twisted way.. pancakes shall rein and lizards shall chase alligators.
_{Yes, i just said that.}
^{Yes, I plan to kidnap children in some RPGs.}
_{Yes, I'm listing things.}
yes, I hate lists.
^{Yes, that is irony.}
Yes, I have 0 idea what irony is.
_{Yes, I hope you enjoyed reading this.
I hope you enjoyed the one lower case Y and may it always bug you now I pointed it out. :D}

Grr, that lower case Y.....

Pancakes? Really? Hmm...
The lizard thing made sense though.

Nobody knows what irony is...even people who are chronically ironic....
That's why I avoid that word. It's too itchy.

O

I was often told it was "funny sarcasm" so uh
I saw this in a bathroom wall
- I hate people writing on the wall
- I hate lists
- I hate irony

_{So i thought it was true ;3; Because gullible orange.}

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're never ever ever supposed to believe ANYTHING you read on a bathroom wall!
You wanna know how I know that?
Because I read this on a bathroom wall once:
-This is a bathroom wall
-Or is it?
-Haaaa! You fell for it!

But really. I think irony is like an oxymoron. Clear as mud?

Heheheh,
-KW5

Pfft. The notes on the bathroom wall are weirdly.. interesting?

How did we get from noodles to irony again?
oh well. onto snails. In RPGs/ RPs they're so under rated. So are worms. You can be underground as a worm for as long as you want! And beetles. Imagine being a bee. You could have a stinger >:3

I don't even know at this point. I was just saying random stuff^^
I don't read the bathroom walls, so...

I love snails! And pretty much any bug, they're just so fascinating and unappreciated.
Worms are my favorite.
I don't like wasps. They terrify me. They are my one biggest fear. Like seriously.
But bees are fine. Bumblebees are adorable and fluffy.
eeee