You get a boyfriend, but he turns out to be a heartless, cold blooded, murderer and so he slits your throat

I wish to not need glasses

you do not need glasses now that you have contacts but.....your contacts give you bug eyes,

i wish to be a vampire

You become a vampire but all life on Earth has ended so you die from lack of blood.

I wish for a unicorn with Batman riding it.

you get your wish but... the unicorn thorws batman inpaling him, be coming a evil unicorn


i wish for my own kingdom

You receive a kingdom from a sickly prince, who later wishes for you to be overthrown when he becomes healthy again, he takes his thrown back and leaves you out on the street to starve.

I wish for radioactive mosquitoes that cause you to break out in hives, and when those hives get big they explode and so does the person.

you get your wish but the mosquitoes die of they own radioactiveness

i wish for the fountian of youth

You receive a fountain of youth but you use it so often you outlive all of your family and watch every last one die.

I wish to never grow up.

you get your wish but since you live forever you get to watch the whole world die and explode


i wish for a brother

You have a brother, but he turns out to be your bitter enemy, he steals your stuff, and at two years old he is hit by a truck and dies.

I wish for my favorite show to never be cancelled.

you get your wish but... all the TVs and Compuuters and phones ans ipad and stuff a distroyed



i wish to be the fastest person alive