You are now the fastest person alive they call you the flash, but on your first day you don't understand how to stop in time you run straight into a wall, causing your death.

I wish for their to be a zombie Apocalypse

you get your wish but... you do not live to see it happen

I wish to be like superman but without a weikness

You are indestructible, strong, and brave, but you have fears, you fear fear for your loved ones. They are eventually all killed because you can't spend your whole life protecting them.

I wish to be a decapitated giraffe.

You become a decapitated giraffe and somehow live even though you're headless. Because of this, you end up living in a small, cramped glass tank in a zoo. You have to get eleven shots every hour just to get the nutrients you need to survive, because a headless creature can't eat or drink.

I wish that I could die.

You die but you leave all of your family behind, you are taken to hell where you spend eternity as a slave to evil.


I wish to meet my favorite character from my favorite show.

You meet your favorite character, but they think you're insufferable and run off with someone you hate

I wish to write a successful book

You write a very successful book, but it's only successful in making people hate you.


I wish to write a hit Christmas song that everyone loves.

Everyone loves it, but they play it in so many places everyone is driven insane and even you can't listen to it

I wish my room could clean itself

Your room cleans itself, it has such a problem with cleanliness that every time you walk in your are instantly thrown back out.

I wish to create a a virus that damages everyone's brain, and turns them into psychotic killers.

While handling the virus, the vial breaks, only affecting you, however you are so deranged you can't make it out of the room to kill anyone

I wish pears were always mushy