I couldn't find this thread then, sadly D:

Ah, oh well

Starmax: Also wtf is a chocolate orange? Is it like, chocolate shaped as an orange or?
Absoluteinsanity: *looks up with bits of chocolate eggshell on face* nothing..
Absoluteinsanity: it's a chocolate shaped like an orange
Absoluteinsanity: with a slightly orange taste to it
Me: I assumed that XD
Navajojoe: Food of the gods.
Absoluteinsanity: it comes in an.. orange-shape ball with the slices all attached in the center, so oyu whack it against the table to break them apart and eat the slices. it's really good
Starmax: Lmao Nava
Starmax: Huh, never heard of it. Guess it's European exclusive.
Absoluteinsanity: well it's true. hopefully they're still for sale
Navajojoe: Or if your sibling has a hard head you can whack it against that too.
Starmax: ^^^
Starmax: I can't xD
Absoluteinsanity: at least the table can't complain :p
Me: Chocolate eggs are a russian thing, so are rooster-shaped sugary fruity lollipops called 'Pitushocks'
Absoluteinsanity: damn it you guys. i'm going to have to go chocolate orange hunting today.
Me: Which reminds me, I have one :p
Navajojoe: If you hit just right, neither can your sibling.
Absoluteinsanity: snerk
Me: XD Nava
Navajojoe: Violence is always the answer.
Me: Not always
Me: there are other answers out there. Sometimes violence makes it worse.
Navajojoe: No, no. Try it. Ask me a question.
Absoluteinsanity: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Me: Lol Absol
Navajojoe: Violence.

Both of these screenshots are from Winter Fest 2014:

Oh, autocorrect.~




This next one was during one of the baking elf raids.




Dburn40: soon ill start selling some god babies
Dyris: Cutie <3
Redacact: you go sell Jesus, you rebel
- Gen chat, 2/1/15

This was a joke that happened after Karma's eyes had been "burned" by all the pink of the Sylestis I showed her. (Ones I designed for the Valentine Wheel Thingy)
Then she just disappeared.

So I deducted that she had died due to the horrendous pink pets I had shown her. Which resulted in, of course, a funeral...


~~~~


Me: *funeral music lays*

Me: *funeral music PLAYS*

Me: *stands up at the podium*

Me: ... We are gathered here today to honor a dear friend of ours... Karma.

Me: She was the life of the party. Always there for us when we needed someone. A lover of most vulnyx...

Me: We all adored our friend, Karma. We will all miss her quirky ways that were sadly short lived.

Me: No one... Would ever have guess.. That pink could be so deadly.

Me: It is I, who sadly pushed the boundaries of how much pink a person could witness before bursting into flames... *sniff*

Me: *wipes tears with tissue*

Me: *sniffs* Sorry...

Me: Now... Let us hold... A moment of silence... For our fallen friend.

Me: *bows head*

Me: ... Thank you. Will anyone like to come up and say a few words about our lost friend?

Me: ... Anyone? No one? ... *realizes I am the only one in the church* ... Well. I guess it is done then...

Me: *closes the coffin full of ashes and proceeds to drag it out of the church an into the graveyard*

Me: *tries to gently push it into the grave (pre-dug for the occasion), but it winds up slamming down into there, some of the ashes escaping* ... Whoops.

Me: *looks around*

Me: *picks up shovel and proceeds to place dirt into the hole*

Me: *taps he last bit of dirt into place*

Me: *lays flower over mound of dirt*

Me: So long... Old friend. *bows head and proceeds to walk away slowly away from the grave as wind carries leaves and flower petals off into the shimmering night sky*

Entropy: Yeah but now I /know/ and I'm too curious for my own good.
Hundenelsker: so just forget :P
Entropy: There's no way I won't check now. It's like when I was little and found out where my parents hid the Christmas gifts.
Zrika: Where is the Men in Black mind-wipe thingy?
Entropy: Do you have one of those MIB lights? Or can you cast obliviate
Entropy: Zrika, you mind reader. o:
Zrika: :3
Me: *hypnotizes Ent* It was only a dream...
Zrika: Dragons do have that ability.
Entropy: Nooo. uwu
Entropy: I feel like I'd probably be too stubborn to be hypnotized.
Zrika: And if that doesn't work... * Grabs frying pan* This might. >:3

nvm didn't realize black didn't want to be posted

Yes, I continue to want to be left out of this thing.
I don't know what you could even be quoting, I'm barely on site anymore and haven't been in chat for days.

*shoves thread back to top*

Me to Cuddly today: *In a weird accented voice* Wait a peanut.