lmao

On a liquid or soft food diet? Try souls!

Winterflame- "Brb soul for breakfast."

Winterflame- "Soup* I swear I'm not eating souls!"

Vulpie: "Souls sound good too. xD "

Chickie: "Well, I'm sure those are easy to eat too. xD "

*A little bit later*

Winterflame: "The /Soup/ tasted great, no souls to be found in it sadly lol."

Vulpie: "Aww nuts Winter! xD "

Theafy: " xD "

Chickie: "Darn."

Winterflame: "It's sad, the souls of innocent children taste delicious on Sunday afternoons!"

The book has been put on the dusty bookshelf for a while it seems like :O

Chat these days...
if people would ever actually buy thoses....
Creativity: Couch Biscuit?
Fengarii: I would give them as presents left and right
Moondrip: Now I found a Qit with some luscious locks. xD
Rangerdanger55: I know...or if you really don't like someone...here! Have a max stat 6vis FART Ryori!
Fengarii: *goes to generator and makes them*
Elimini: yes, lol. it's a term for a fart that you make on a couch cushion because it just stays there.
Catsasrats: Anyone want a dried flower faelora egg?
Catsasrats: Pet: ID #3544824
Creativity: Oh lol.
Creativity: How much Cats?
Rangerdanger55: Someone needs to take a snap of chat right now...






Rangerdanger55: Just to let everyone know, I'm looking for some cheap 6-vis lips if you have any you wantg
Rangerdanger55: To be rif of
Rangerdanger55: *rid

Absoluteinsanity: lips? rofl

Galexiadraws: I got some cheap lips

Galexiadraws: Made of wax tho

Rangerdanger55: Luporas. Stupid auto correct! XD

Copeh: D: If your lips have 6vis, go see the doctor~

Absoluteinsanity: hahahaha Big smile autocorrect is awesome sometimes

Rangerdanger55: Craziest chat moments part 3 trillion

Galexiadraws: I might make a six vis lip now xD

(Private Conversation between me and Foreveralonerouge)

Me- I just snorted and my dog fell off my bed.
Rouge- 0.0 You Do Droogs?!?!
Me- Nonononono! I was drinking water and watching vines and then I snorted and water went up my nose and then I sneezed on my dog and he fell.
Rouge- Oh. Let us forget my reply before never happened.
Me- Nah. Someday everyone will know about this!
Rouge- *Angrily signs off and then signs on a few seconds later* I can't stay mad at my little Foxywoof!
Me- Wolffe* Not woof. You sound like my sister!
Rouge- I gotta go. I have a date with my friend to It, at Jordan's Furniture.
Me- Ookie, see yah!
[copied from the messages I saved]

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(Me and Foreverlydetermined)
[Over a phone call and text]

Determined- I'm a guy!
Me- ?? You just found out ??
Determined- Shush!
Me- Never said anything :P
Determined- (-_-) Sometimes I hate you Rated-R
Me- No! We are not going back to second grade. That nickname is in the past!
Determined- YOU TRIPPED ME IN LIBRARY! I HAD A BLOODY NOSE! WANNA SEE THE STAIN! IT'S STILL THERE!
Me- 0.0 You were running and you knocked into me, I still have the scar on my elbow...
Determined- Don't sass me!
Me- >:^<
Determined- What is that! *Cracking Up*
Me- An angry guy with a pointy nose
Determined- You are such a dork!
Me- *Screams and a loud crash int he background*
Determined- Omigosh! Are you good!
Me- *Flustered sounding* Yeah.. I just leaned back to far in my chair...
Determined- *Silence*
Me- Uhhh... Hallo?
Determined- *Noises that sound like a goat being strangled*
Me- ARE YOU KILLING A GOAT!
Determined- NO I"M LAUGHING YOU KLUTZ!
Me- Jerk
Determined- Your fault you made me laugh
Me- Nah
Determined- You going to summer camp?
Me- Which one?
Determined- 4H and Preston Parks and Rec
Me- Uhh. Yeah. 4H I am going 2nd week, I am going to Parks and Rec most of the summer. I think all the weeks actually.
Determined- Ugh, do I need to hang out with you... Cause I'm your only friend?
Me- Yes, but that's not why, everyone there is weird and mean.
Determined- FOOD!
Me- NO!
Determined- Bye! I can hang with you at summer camp cause I'm noice, but it's dinner!
Me- NOOO!
Determined- *Forgets how to hang up and n the background is him singing about dinner and summer camp*
Me- Um, you forgot something *Trying not to crack up*
Determined- Oh *Cusses* Sorry! You didn't hear anything! Bye!
Me- Yeah o-
Determined- *Hangs up*
Me- Why did I fall off my chair?

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(Me On My Recent Snowboarding Trip)

Me- Hot Chocolate, why are you so hot!
My Mom- Just drink it! Your sister is drinking hers! I'm already done!
Me- *Starts to cry* I finished my M&Ms!
My Mom- *Stares at me with the classic 'What did I do to deserve this' face*
Me- *Still crying* I'm just having a bad day
My Mom- Um yeah...
Me- I'm gonna go to the bathroom *Gets up and leaves*
My Mom- *Eats french fries slowly*
Me- *Comes back* Okay! Let's GO! *I am happy again*
My Mom- Today is the last time I take you two skiing and snowboarding without your father!

[I was having a bad day, I woke up and was tired, I blame it on hooking Wattpad stories, and a bit stuffy. I also had some mood swings, usually happens on Mondays, this happened to be on a Monday]

LMAO brilliant

-----Reserved for when i find some-----

(Me and Foreverlydetermined this morning[texting])

Determined- Dude I'm broke!
Me- Stop, I'm playing with clay!
Determined- You made me buy you ice cream and now I only have 60 dollars!
Me- ... I have 58 dollars and I've been saving up my allowance for 5 months.
Determined- Oh my gosh you have so much money!
Me- Wat?
Determined- Oh! I meant 6 dollars! Not 60! Was just readin back.
Me- O
Determined- How is life?
Me- Good WBU
Determined- Good
Me- Ur playing fortnite
Determined- ... The *Cuss* You are a *Cussing* stalker!
Me- Stahp yo cussing!
Determined- *One more cuss* :P
Me- Ugh
Determined- But yeah I'm playing fortnite
Me- Coolio
Me- I'm hungry
Me- I don't have any rolos! Or chocolate! Or gobstoppers!
Me- I'm breaking into my stash!
Determined- (-_-)
Me- Okay I have some lifesavers I'm good
Determined- You are such a pig
Me- Nah I'm a cute little kitty that goes vicious on you if I don't get food!
Determined- Mhm
Me- Whatever
Determined- Call me
(During Call)
Me- Text me
Determined- What th-
(Texting again)
Determined- You hung up on me!
Me- I want to text, don't wanna call, my sister is hanging by my door, that stalker
Determined- Whotever
Me- MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM!
Determined- NO! NONE OF YOUR AWFUL MUSICALS!
Me- ... Did you just say my musicals are bad?
Determined- Yeah...
Me- *Spams him with songs and memes*
Determined- STAHP! OKAY! THE MUSIC IS GOOD! THEY ARE FINE! STAHP!
Me- Okay. :P *Sends a few more*
Me- Darn I gotta go to art class
Determined- THank the lord!
Me- Jerk


(Not really funny, but meh I try to remember these moments where me and my friends get a bit crazy)

The best of Kenywi:



basically talking about fighting in MZ