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Larkian
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Posted: 11/15/2019 at 7:26 PM
Post #511
Shadowhunter0913: its like - " are you sexually active " *ten year old me*- "What???"
Sl33pl3ssnights: Oof knowing my mother she'd want to snoop, then give me a "talk" afterwards
Ilovechu: same thoughh
Canawlia: As a boy: "Yes, I'm pregnant actually."
Ilovechu: xD
Sl33pl3ssnights: I so want to do that now
Sl33pl3ssnights: "No no I was just joking, I actually have a tumor"
Saylah: "Congrats"
Lampyridae: Congrats, it's a tumorous mass!
Sl33pl3ssnights: "Thank you :D"
Saylah: "isn't it precious"
Sl33pl3ssnights: "Congrats its a stage 2!"
Yunalenne: What do you want to name it?
Saylah: :'D
Sl33pl3ssnights: Tommy
Saylah: lol
Sl33pl3ssnights: Tommy the Tumor *okay hand emoji*
Yunalenne: Lol
Lampyridae: What a precious lump of cancer!
Canawlia: Aww, it's so adorable :D
Sl33pl3ssnights: Its growing up so fast!
Lampyridae: I think it has it's...parent's...flesh!
Krystaltears: XD
Saylah: Wow, they get so big so quickly~
Sl33pl3ssnights: Awww he's so clingy!!
Lampyridae: just imagine a group of us hags cooing over a swaddled tumorous mass
Yunalenne: Tommy the Teratoma tumor
Sl33pl3ssnights: Its sueing me at 34 because I kicked him out...
Saylah: "Aww look, he's got a tooth" o.o
Lampyridae: Hey, now we can say it has it's parent's hair!
Canawlia: To Tommy the Tumor
Sl33pl3ssnights: Som, Karma, this is my baby boy Tommy. His father is... gone.
Lampyridae: pours champagne None for Sleepless, sorry, don't want to poison little Tommy!
Sl33pl3ssnights: He couldnt be saved
Sl33pl3ssnights: D:
Somneli: I obviously missed a lot
Lampyridae: We hags are cackling over the thought of someone birthing a tumorous mass instead of a baby.
Lampyridae: "No champagne, Sleepless!" -Lampy 2019
Canawlia: I love how this all happened from doctors asking about being sexually active
Ilovechu: lol
Sl33pl3ssnights: This happened because someone stepped on there cat xD
Sl33pl3ssnights: Ive got to tuck Tommy in too >;3c its a little bit past his bed time and he's getting cranky
Lampyridae: *snorts* Yes.
Canawlia: Haha, tell him to grow big
-Fall Festival 2019
Edited By Canawlia on 11/15/2019 at 7:49 PM.
Vampory
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Posted: 11/15/2019 at 7:48 PM
Post #512
-Fall Festival 2019 ~<3
Orcastration
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Posted: 11/19/2019 at 8:37 PM
Post #513
(While plannign for our december fest, cana and I got WAYYYYYYY off.. We were sdsicussing adding magic for something and i was telling about poor Meinke and his withering power...)
cana: I want magico tho
Maybe he can kill a snowman
me: ok magic-
WHAT no
hes not killing asnowman
cana:: Do you wanna kill a snowman?
me: C'mon let's go and die...
cana: I barely suffer anymore
me: I never feeel no more
cana: It's like you've died awayyyyy
mec: we used to be best frenemies
cana:: But now we're not
I wish I could kill an elfffff
Do you wanna kill a snowman?
Me: : do you wanna kil a snowman
Cana: It could also be a person
Let's go die
Edited By Orca2Whale on 11/22/2019 at 11:20 AM.
Larkian
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Posted: 11/30/2019 at 7:20 PM
Post #514
So... no offense to anyone mentioned, but Lala and I were being idiots, as always.
:D
~~~
Context: Me panicking over this post
Me: HELP ME LALA(17:12)
Lalalanmao: Yes I didd(17:13)
Me: IS THE ROLL FOR ME OR IS SHE GOING TO EAT IT?(17:13)
Lalalanmao: Ermmm eat breakfast(17:13)
Me: AHHH(17:13)
Me: I DON'T KNOW(17:13)
Lalalanmao: I think she's going to eat it(17:13)
Me: AHH(17:13)
Me: HELP ME(17:13)
Me: I'M PANICING(17:13)
Me: PANICKING(17:14)
Lalalanmao: Least you didn't ask if you make the food or if the servants make the food(17:14)
Me: xD(17:14)
Me: Well(17:14)
Me: Hmm(17:14)
Lalalanmao: Ermm, I think you should get your own roll?(17:14)
Me: Hopefully she doesn't care if I take it from her(17:14)
Lalalanmao: wait look at their personality(17:14)
Me: But then it'll be like I'm ignoring it(17:14)
Me: I did!(17:14)
Me: It didn't say anyitng(17:14)
Me: It would be helpful if it said something like(17:15)
Me: "She likes to eat her own rolls and doesn't take them for her lords"(17:15)
Lalalanmao: bleehh stupid copy paste(17:15)
Lalalanmao: she's kinda violent, but she trusts you?(17:15)
Me: OH No(17:16)
Me: DOES THAT MEAN IF I TAKE IT AND SHE MEANT TO EAT IT, SHE'LL KILL ME?! OR DID SHE TRUST ME NOT TO TAKE IT FROM HER ANd I BETRAYED HER?!(17:16)
Lalalanmao: er,mmmmmm(17:16)
~~~
Lalalanmao: I'm going to die first(16:05)
Me: Same(16:05)
Me: My brother is the strategic one(16:05)
Me: i was tempted to get a bakery, because, memes(16:05)
Me: Hmm maybe there will be a disadvantage for having more sylesti(16:06)
Me: To balance things out(16:06)
Me: Because Fox.... Fox...(16:06)
Lalalanmao: Listen I'm right next to fox(16:06)
Lalalanmao: I'm going to die(16:06)
Lalalanmao: It's literally just me and fox up there(16:06)
Me: Oh my god(16:06)
Me: Run(16:06)
Me: You can shelter in my place(16:06)
Lalalanmao: It would be a great strategy except it ended up next to fox(16:06)
Me: Just nope outta there(16:06)
Lalalanmao: LIKE WHAT IS THIS LUCK(16:06)
Me: I was like, I'm next to a river! Yippee!(16:07)
Lalalanmao: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT FOR ANYONE ELSE(16:07)
Me: All the civilizations started on a river!(16:07)
Me: We can ally Lala, it'll be ok xD(16:07)
Lalalanmao: I"M RIGHT NEXT TO FOX(16:07)
Me: LIke she has 40+ army(16:08)
Lalalanmao: LIKE WHAT THE HECK LARK(16:08)
Me: Huh(16:08)
Me: I haven't even checked my neighbors(16:08)
Lalalanmao: I KNOW(16:08)
Lalalanmao: LISTEN THE ICY FJORD IN THE NORTH, IT'S JUST TWO PLACES(16:08)
Me: Ohhh yeah(16:08)
Me: Huh(16:08)
Me: Escape into the ocean(16:09)
Lalalanmao: YEAH(16:09)
Lalalanmao: I mean look at my luck(16:09)
Lalalanmao: SO many people are under me, I have a lot of property points than other people(16:09)
Lalalanmao: but with my look its FOX(16:09)
Lalalanmao: PLEASE(16:10)
Me: Hey at least you don't have 10 property points(16:10)
Lalalanmao: PLEASE(16:10)
Lalalanmao: PLEEEEAAASSE(16:10)
Me: Huh(16:10)
Me: I have no neighbors(16:10)
Lalalanmao: Hey at least you aren't next to the person with 100 points over everyone(16:10)
Lalalanmao: can I request to change spots(16:11)
Lalalanmao: We are literally in the same unit(16:12)
Me: ?(16:12)
Lalalanmao: look on the grid(16:13)
Lalalanmao: YESSSS(16:13)
Me: Oh(16:13)
Me: OMG(16:13)
Me: Well(16:13)
Me: Fox is a nice person, right?(16:13)
Me: What do we even do in this game(16:14)
Lalalanmao: just like please don't slaughter me(16:14)
Lalalanmao: I don't even know(16:14)
Lalalanmao: Yeah I dislike mine too(16:16)
Me: Hmm(16:16)
Me: Since when were Akira and Akio my kids(16:16)
Lalalanmao: I know right(16:17)
Lalalanmao: I am confused(16:17)
Me: xD(16:17)
Lalalanmao: Stables and pets still have a HUGE influence on the game!(16:17)
Lalalanmao: What(16:17)
Lalalanmao: NOOOOOOOO(16:17)
Me: *bangs head on desk*(16:17)
Lalalanmao: Fox has 38 stables(16:17)
Lalalanmao: SHE HAS LOTS OF PETS(16:18)
Lalalanmao: SHE'S A PROJECT PERSON(16:18)
Lalalanmao: WHAT SHALL I DO(16:18)
Lalalanmao: NO STRATEGY CAN HELP(16:18)
Me: UGh(16:19)
Me: WE'RE ALL DEAD(16:19)
Me: Time to die(16:27)
Lalalanmao: Yeah(16:28)
Lalalanmao: Starting what(16:28)
Me: It was nice knowing you, Lala(16:28)
Me: the game(16:28)
Lalalanmao: ermmmm what should I do(16:29)
Lalalanmao: I should go and surrender(16:29)
Me: Huh(16:29)
Me: xD(16:29)
Me: IDK(16:29)
Lalalanmao: OKay help me thing(16:29)
Me: Just like "Hey Fox, I surrender"(16:29)
Me: Help me think too(16:29)
Lalalanmao: Only thing I can think of is i should start a witch hunt(16:29)
Me: rofl(16:29)
Lalalanmao: Mostly cause I'm writing words of witch hung(16:29)
Me: Ahhh(16:30)
Me: "I go outside to look for *whatever Fox's name is* to discuss the terms of my surrender"(16:31)
Me: Yes(16:31)
Lalalanmao: Yes(16:32)
Me: Hmm(16:33)
Me: What shoudl I do(16:33)
Lalalanmao: hmmmmmmm I should go outside and eat(16:33)
~~~
Me: That awkward moment when you have to check if your actions match your character's personality(16:34)
Lalalanmao: yeah true true(16:34)
Me: Do I say the Maester or the maester?(16:35)
Lalalanmao: hmmmmm(16:36)
Lalalanmao: Capital to be fancy(16:36)
Me: Whatever(16:36)
Lalalanmao: and then you look at crea's(16:38)
Lalalanmao: and your like what the heck, is that what I'm supposed to do(16:38)
Me: Yeah ikr(16:38)
Me: Crea?(16:38)
Me: Wheree?(16:38)
Me: You mean Ceru?(16:39)
Lalalanmao: ohhhh(16:39)
Lalalanmao: yes yes(16:39)
Me: I feel so weird around these people(16:39)
Lalalanmao: I just saw c and r(16:39)
Me: Like, am I gonna offend any of these people(16:39)
Me: Halp experienced players everywhere(16:39)
Lalalanmao: YESSS ME TOOO(16:39)
Lalalanmao: LOOK AT MY PATHETHIC CONFUSED REPLY(16:40)
Me: Should mine be longer(16:40)
Me: IDK(16:40)
Me: I was doing first person(16:40)
Me: but everyone else was doing third so I hurriedly changed it xD(16:40)
Lalalanmao: Who even knows(16:40)
Me: omg *clings to Lala* Save meee I'm scared(16:41)
Lalalanmao: Yeah probably should(17:18)
Lalalanmao: We are kinda weird(17:18)
Me: Kinda(17:19)
Me: Only kinda(17:19)
Lalalanmao: maybe alot(17:19)
Me: I think I write something good(17:23)
Me: And then Ceru posts(17:23)
Me: I'm just like, like, how do you even write again?(17:24)
Lalalanmao: ooof(17:25)
Lalalanmao: dude why does ceru's actually go somewhere(17:28)
Me: Ikr(17:28)
Me: Meanwhile I'm getting as far from godmodding as possible(17:29)
Me: Like, I just sit there till they're hinting very obviously that I should do something(17:29)
Lalalanmao: yeah(17:29)
Lalalanmao: I'm like, I don't awant to god mode so I'm just going to talk(17:30)
Me: Same though(17:31)
Me: Like like how(17:31)
Me: I'm struggling to write more(17:31)
Me: It's easier when you're the narrator(17:31)
Me: But stilll(17:31)
~~~
Lalalanmao: Haha(17:32)
Lalalanmao: I think we need some help(17:32)
Lalalanmao: Lol me too(17:32)
Lalalanmao: She's probably like, that poor soul, I'm not going to have to keep her on much longer(17:32)
Lalalanmao: WAIT THE SPINX CAN TALK???????(17:33)
Me: WOT(17:33)
Lalalanmao: Oh wait...(17:33)
Me: Same(17:33)
Lalalanmao: I just looked at vigil's post instead of read(17:33)
Me: OMG(17:33)
Lalalanmao: *red's(17:34)
Me: Oh(17:34)
Me: Phew(17:34)
Lalalanmao: I'm a genius(17:34)
Me: You had me scare there(17:35)
Lalalanmao: yeah(17:36)
Lalalanmao: that didn't happen(17:36)
Lalalanmao: I feel bad for red(17:36)
Me: On my behalf(17:37)
Me: Just like me panicking at everything
~~~
Me: Apparently(18:02)
Me: Californian people say 'like' a lot(18:02)
Me: Reading it, I said 'like' a lot(18:03)
Lalalanmao: hmmmm I say like a lot(18:03)
Me: 'like", like, a lot(18:03)
Edited By Larkien on 12/1/2019 at 4:19 PM.
Orcastration
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Fishy
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Posts: 33,448
Posted: 11/30/2019 at 11:21 PM
Post #515
Im gonna skap both of you for spamming and caps.
Larkian
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Joined: 5/15/2018
Threads: 104
Posts: 16,999
Posted: 11/30/2019 at 11:22 PM
Post #516
Spamming what?
Caps, don't get me started on caps. Caps is the reason I rarely talk on region chat.
Krinadon: Ooh
Krinadon: A 2nd player beat Stage 8
Krinadon: \o/
Jaidi: Inula
Jemadar: congratulations to whoever it was
Krinadon: Yep
Karma: Hey krin!
Krinadon: Hiya
TomRiddle: krin!
Koterfaye: T o m
TomRiddle: question: why isn't erasing my face an option
TomRiddle: k o t s
Karma: Hey tom do you have seductive demon horns?
TomRiddle: uhh maybe
Dusskfall: you're drawn with permenent marker
Krinadon: Because the world would be sad to lose such a beautiful face!
(I'm not even pinging anyone, I just wanna put this here for posterity)
*shows up nearly a month post conversation* (I think) I've been informed this goes here
Vampory
Level 75
The Carver
Joined: 3/31/2017
Threads: 47
Posts: 2,992
Posted: 12/2/2019 at 12:43 PM
Post #518
Y e s
Sharpplan
Level 53
Joined: 12/3/2019
Threads: 2
Posts: 1,096
Posted: 12/4/2019 at 2:29 PM
Post #519
12 / 4 / 2019
Sorawolf9: "WHAT ARE YOU!?" she screams at it trying to get it off.
Me: "An idiot sandwich," he whispers.
Nightbane
Level 75
Knight
Joined: 11/29/2013
Threads: 291
Posts: 12,021
Posted: 1/31/2020 at 3:05 AM
Post #520
*bump*
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