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Sleepshii
Level 71
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 8/24/2023
Threads: 8
Posts: 32
Posted: 12/14/2024 at 7:21 AM
Post #1
Are YOU broke and have no gold/diamonds? Are you BROKEN inside because you just can't kill that boss or that egg just wont hatch? Does your life have no meaning, and your stuck inside a endless void of things you CAN do, but just wont because your too broken in your soul to get up? Does playing Syslestia get you so empty inside, you only jump on to check if your hatchlings have grown or to get that daily December award?
Don't fret no longer! Welcome to the BROKE Society! All Brokeies, Brokets, Broke down people, anything BROKE is welcome here!
So, you may be wondering; What is the point of this?
Well I'm so glad you asked! (I'm not) This is a place for newbies, returning players, or just broken people in general to ask for help or receive free cool stuff! Cause nothing makes a Broke person happier than free stuff.
Got something here you wanna give out just too lazy to make a whole thread for it? You have reached the correct place!
Have SO many coins but feel bad for the poor pigeons plucking at small cents every day? Don't fret! Just throw some coins at people and you'll feel better! (I am not going to be included in your court trial if you actually throw coins at people.)
Is it hard to find people interested in your stuff? Well here, we buy stuff not because we want it, but because we feel BAD for you!
Not only is this a place for giveaways, this is a place for FUN! Because broken people love FUN! Tell a Broke person a joke, tell a broke person 'Hello' and talk about worthless and unethical things that the two of you are gonna forget in 10 mins but was fun while it lasted!
Tell a Broke person what to do for fun! (On this game.) And just meet friends who are like minded like you! AMAZING!
Show off your cool new pets and sell them for overly high prices because who's gonna stop you? Even though the pet is worthless in the big wide world and anything you will ever amount to is nothing but a quick moment of relaxation in this cruel world that put you here without your will!
Do super cool games here and giveaways that are actually NOT SCAMS! WOAH!
HAHAHAH So fun!
In fact, to encourage the broke people hiding away in caves to come out, the first 5 people to join the broke society gets a super super super special priiizee! Is a worthless common item or is it a legendary essence. You'll never know unless you try it!
RULES:
1: Do not shame, bully, or harass anyone for anything.
2: in giveaways, you are not entitled to an item. Do not harass someone for it. Same thing for lowering prices. You are not entitled to the item.
3: In this society, pets are treated well. If your pets are starving and mistreated PREPARE FOR THE BAT./j
4: Age shaming, Newbie shaming is not allowed.
5: You are fine to vent and such, but using it as a way to gain free items and advantage over players is not permitted.
6: Scamming is ob not allowed.
7: If you need help, ask for it!
(Any mentioned of Jinx's jamboree will have you exterminated from the earth /j)
Now that we got all those BORING rules out the way, time for the fun! How to join the BROKE SOCIETY! (You don't have to join to do giveaways and such, but its fun to anyways.)
HOW TO JOIN:
Please tell me your Pronouns, Preferred nickname (Can just be your username.), and the reason you are joining. And just put in some extra stuff.
Now that you know How to join, why not just join! HAHAHAHAHahaHAhAhaHAHahAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Edited By Sleepshii on 12/14/2024 at 7:26 AM.
Robinhoodlol
Level 61
Brewmaster
Joined: 8/6/2024
Threads: 18
Posts: 110
Posted: 12/15/2024 at 4:21 AM
Post #2
i want join
pronous: rizzler/rizz/she/her/they/them/he/him
prefrerd nickname: idk/mrclaws/mrpaws/mrsclaws/mrspaws/Rob
reson am joining: brok
btw i havr copypasta: Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (oo) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (`);. bwt tw powost iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii..
... wbats dis??? uwu awe stwill weedinb mwie powost?? uwu habe awot ob detewemwinyanyatiom!! ! u habve comopweedid tha pwost, good job!
Sleepshii
Level 71
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 8/24/2023
Threads: 8
Posts: 32
Posted: 12/15/2024 at 4:47 AM
Post #3
I had a stroke trying to read that but it was worth it!
Duckymonster
Level 68
The Perfectionist
Joined: 11/4/2022
Threads: 14
Posts: 196
Posted: 12/16/2024 at 5:57 PM
Post #4
Hey, could I join? ^^
Pronouns: She/her
Preferred nickname: Ducky, or duck
Reason why I'm here: I secretly have schizophrenia, but no one believes it! Also, I don't feel like making money on sylestia, unless its in my art thread. HAHAHAHA yep that's right you just got an ad for my art commissions! ^^ (another example of my chalantness). Pls don't correct my grammatical mistakes I get really annoyed when people do that.
So, that's about it!
Please friend request me! I need friends who understand my schizophrenic self! Also, is that another ad for my stable sales???!!!
Edited By Duckymonster on 12/16/2024 at 6:03 PM.
Sleepshii
Level 71
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 8/24/2023
Threads: 8
Posts: 32
Posted: 12/16/2024 at 8:31 PM
Post #5
Huge amazing ad
Slay mental illness
Huge win in my eyes
WAAAAIT A MIN ARE YOU MISTREATING YOUR PETS
Edited By Sleepshii on 12/16/2024 at 8:33 PM.
Duckymonster
Level 68
The Perfectionist
Joined: 11/4/2022
Threads: 14
Posts: 196
Posted: 12/17/2024 at 2:36 PM
Post #6
possibly...
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