I have a lot of guys with various genes. The cost of each one is just 200 per visible and 100 for carrying. Note that a few of them aren't genetically tested, so they might be carrying things I don't know about. Now let's meet the boys!


Byron likes long walks on the beach, bright colors, and obsessively reading everything that's ever appeared on the New York Times bestselling list. He has forest horns and stardust, so he's a nice and calm 200g.


Samuel likes going to crowded areas and laughing at people he's superior to. Because he's pretty perfect, he often spends entire days laughing at peons. He has advanced runes and butterfly wings, and he's also carrying spots and ornate armor, leaving him at a high-class 600g.


Shadow is the silent, silent type. Normally we would say strong silent, but we aren't entirely sure if he's even capable of speech or higher motor functions. He may look unimpressive, but he's carrying advanced runes and butterfly wings, leaving him at 200g. Plus, he looks pretty.


Chariot moonlights on a children's show that's about conquering your fears and expressing yourself. He is not a part of that OTHER show with multicolored winged horses, although it's not for lack of effort. Chariot's got leopard spots and pegasus wings, putting him at 400g.


Neon likes to live it up, and likes to party with as many people as he possibly can. He's actually a DJ in the local scene, known as N3:-0N. Aside from his intense raving tendencies, he's only got small horns on him for 200g. But he parties so hard.


Lemon, unlike his sour name, is actually a very sweet romantic. At least I'm guessing. There's kind of a language barrier. In fact, all of these facts stated so far have pretty much been outright lies. Are you even looking at these descriptions? Whatever, he's only got koi genes at 200g.


Aaren is a Lighira. I'm assuming that's all you need to know, since they're apparently super in vogue right now. He's also got a majestic green mane and the appaloosa gene, putting him at 200g.


Gin is like Chariot, but a little gloomier and more prone to hitting the sauce. He's a good choice if you want a darker Qitari than you'd get with Chariot. He's got leopard spots and pegasus wings, putting him at 400g.

I just realized I didn't post those as links. I'll uh. Fix that later.

Also, if you see anything you like in my stables, ask me about it.

And a few more boys have broken through the barrier that is puberty. Hopefully I'll get around to updating the images in the first post to have links soon, but for now here's four more options for you. Also I guess this is technically a bump? Whatever.


Payne is a bit quiet and shy, but he's pretty talented when it comes down to it. Payne's color is a bit dull and his spiked chain collar seems to be the only distinguishable thing on him, but he's also carrying runic swirl, lunar runes, and ethereal wings, putting him at 500g.


Matcha likes sippin tea, readin books, and bein a 100% pimp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's got really pretty faded colors, but he's only showing tribal stripes and spirit flames, putting him at 400g.


Sylvester is a street-wise cop who doesn't play by anyone else's rules, especially his own. Loses his badge almost weekly. He's got banded stripes and advanced runes, and he's also carrying tri tails. Combine that with his cool colors (which don't affect the price), he's at 500g.


Charcoal is... Uh... Well, he's a nice dark color. And he's hardworking. I... I can't think of anything to say about nobody with no known genes. He might be carrying some, but we don't really know. As such, he's at the low, low price of 75g.

Best. Thread. Ever.

I did something like this when I posted in the Patriotic Singles thread. You did it better though.
I'm breeding one of my Lighira girls to your super trendy boy now, on principle. Also, he has green and rumor has it I like that in my Lighira. If you'd like to breed him to one of my girls, let me know. I'll let you for free, because you made me laugh out loud, several times, and I really, really appreciate that. Stable 2. You pick. If they're not an adolescent or recovering, of course- or if there's one you're willing to wait for, let me know.

Screams and cries openly at the first two tabs in your second stable

I'll PM you about breeding a little later. But now, time for Breed That Pet, Barely Legal EditioI'm sorry I'm so sorry I'm trash I'm trash I'm trash I'm trash


Torrey is a bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks. He's a loner. A rebel. He'd probably slick his fur back if he could do it. Make no mistake though, behind his bad boy exterior is another case entirely on the inside. The inside is a raging psychopath. Due to this, and the fact he has only one visible gene, he's priced at 200g.


Ken can often be found in smoky jazz bars, often reading out beat poetry to people who will listen. Can you believe I did all that without making a doll joke? Anyways, despite his coloring, he's only got one gene. Helpful if you want to breed a firey and cool Sylesti, but only having advanced runes puts him at 200g.


Dallas has never actually been to Dallas, which isn't all that surprising considering he is a virtual pet and NonE Of tHIS is ReaL. The reason he's named Dallas is because I almost made a "Stay gold, ponyboy" joke and I stopped myself, but then I couldn't stop thinking of it. Anyways, he's got pegasus wings and carousel, putting him at 400g.


Pastel is has a strong mind, a soft heart, and is a graceful poet. A WARRIOR poet. He has bathed in the blood of kings he has slain, and written sonnets with the tears of their grieving courts. He has a soft understated color scheme, 20 pounds of steel concealed weaponry, and the faded teardrop gene, putting his cost at 200g.

EDIT: I kind of. Went crazy with breeding Cherin with every available female. This means a lot of mostly identical red-colored babies. This also means that if you want a cheap Zolnixi, pick one out of the hatchery and negotiate with me.

Hello, breeders! And that's not meant to be a veiled insult at people who are having children! But enough about my personal life, onto the new guys!


Shadowphyr wanted to be hardcore, but genetics wouldn't let him. He's definitely a dark tourtured soul on the inside, but not on the outside. Perfect for bringing home to mom and dad! He only has a leaf impression, putting him at 200g.


Flohe is one of my main battlers. He's been with me throughout most of my journey through Sylestia, and one of my dearest pets. As such, if you break his heart, I will not hesitate to hunt you down like the dog you are and exact my revenge on everything you hold dear. He's a calm, gentle soul, and is an avid writer. His dragonfly wings put him at 200g.


Tine is another Sylvorpa, and you know what that means? Beautiful patterns. I mean look at him. Look at all that rippling. Look at the COLORS. ...His personality? What? Who cares? Shut up. He's got poison dart on him and he's carrying lion fish spikes, putting him at 300g.

Also, a friendly remember that I have a hatchery with a lot of babies I can't take care of! Take them for me! I don't care what you do with them afterwards! You could throw them off a roof if you wanted! (But you know... Don't do that.)

So what happens when you match up the super trendy Aaren with a spicy girl like Wasabi? You get a Jalapeno, of course. With this heritage of trendiness and cookery, no doubt this boy will grow up to have the hottest new show on Food Network.




Also, I now come just to read your pet descriptions in this thread. If I could favorite it, I would.
And... since Aaren makes such pretty pretty babies and I think you should have a few, let me know if you see any girls you'd like for him in my stables, we'll light some candles, set some music and see what happens.
And if you ever see a green girl in stable 3, let me know. I'll cut you a deal.