Alternatively, The Amnesic Goldfish Club

Club Motto:

"I don't know, I can't remember"

For all of us whose memories work about as well as a cheese cloth holding water (someone please give me a better analogy)

Uhhh... I totally had a purpose in building this <_<;

Application
literally just @ me (tomriddle) and say, "hey I'd like to join! my title will be [insert random phrase]"
then we throw glitter or sprinkles and you're in~

come bother me off sylestia I guess

Members:
me (ghostie pumpkin king of sylestia* *now official!)
sl33pl3ssnights (Co-dictator and Chief HMSTK Trash #2)
wolfiesparks (I guess? maybe? hopefully? jk you're on the list whether you like it or not)
cuddlesthefox (aka bean, because I Will make this A Thing)
jemadar (idek I just have a feeling (you're allowed to leave if you want))
krystaltears (Director of the Department of Defense and Defenestration)
larkien ("person with worst avi and art skills ever")
orcastration (the Fish Detective: "Something smells fishy here and it ain't me. at least,, I don't think it is")
jumpingemerald (idk why but I feel like naming you Archivist so here we are)
sairento (please tell me I spelled you name right)
duckbunny427 (K R A I T (crate))
lampyridae ("I wrote my name on my hand so I wouldn't forget and then I forgot my hand")
venomil (Chief Body Snatcher, probably)
moonia ('the geek, and also the pokemon of this weird club...')
lostbunny ("Official Varian Fangirl")
spiritbeast ("revenge is just an old bag of stale potato chips")
silverthornhearte (our friendly neighbourhood morpeko)
varyntha (you know how sometimes you see Shadow People. yeah)
twilia ("morpekos don't have shoulders and I learned that the hard way")
wooloothedarklord (how dare. I'm the only dark lord here)
pnguin (...all I can think of is Happy Feet which I haven't even seen in literal years...)
runebook (Offical Non-Creepy Cult Club Stalker)
lunalamoone ([insert something witty b/c I gtg to class oops])
wolfcat111 (how would a cat wolf even work??)
satyr ("Reciever of Many Private Messages/ Master Handshaker of Hands")
articu ("the person who texts herself a reminder, then gets excited because she got a text")
blackpearl12853 (averda kederva you ded)
lalalanmao ("I have the memory and social skills of a trap door with holes xD")
singingkatz ("Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?")
oofofthelandofoof (E)
eyelashviper ("O nuh. I knock over mah lemonaid. Lemme pick dat up. Owe life ate mi. Am I cat? Of couse I am!")
zapticuno (Guzma Reincarnate)
vanillalotus ([pending])
lucario (the Almighty Overlord Of Art Supplies And Kentucky Fried McBurger King And Also Guitars Both Manual And Automatic)
cactustoesss (CACTUS)
penami (" I do not sei 'bLeH bLeH bLeH' ")
mystiria827 (My baby Aurls tried to bite me so I put on my bird suit and now they bite me even more!)
dyris90 (SNEK FREND)
stryker666 ("You forgot your music AGAIN?")
unstaeble ("VSCO? More like Disco *spins*")
kaythedragon87 ("the maybe man")
marionettez ('If I cant do this, NO ONE CAN.')
ghostpirate (redundant little vermin)
pirana (Pragmatic Clodpole)

Proper Pinglist (per request of your benevolent co-dictator) (count: 18)
tomriddle, sl33pl3ssnights, wolfiesparks, cuddlesthefox, krystaltears, orcastration, jumpingemerald, sairento, duckbunny427, lampyridae, venomil, moonia, lostbunny, spiritbeast, varyntha, twilia, wooloothedarklord, larkien
Preemptive Secondary Pinglist (count: 18)
runebook, lunalamoone, wolfcat111, satyr, articu, blackpearl12853, lalalanmao, singingkatz, oofofthelandofoof, pnguin, eyelashviper, zapticuno, unstaeble, lucario, cactustoesss, penami, mystiria827, dyris90
Tertiary Pinglist??? (count: 4)
miroh, kaythedragon87, marionettez, ghostpirate, pirana

Awful Memory Analogies (read that any way you like <.<)
(I'm writing these as I remember them so expect Inaccuracies)

-water in a sieve
-dry sprinkler
-tofu brownies ?? "as good as cheap paleo friendly, vegan, keto, protein brownies"
-someone said something about a greased pig but I'm too lazy to look rn
-"As good as cheap paleo friendly, vegan, keto, protein cheese"
-"About as useful as pink concrete underwear"

Birthday Box!

I'm going to format this properly when I'm not on mobile <_<

January 14 -orca
January 24 -jump
January 30 -cher
April 18 -eye
April 27 -duck
May 3 -cat
June 16 -sleep
July 1 -wolfie
July 31 -moon
August 10 -cana
August 13 -luna
October 3 -lost
November 12 -sai
December 8 -beast
December 11 -bean

:o so many january babs

Frosty Forest Frog
bow before him

how does one even run a club, quick someone decide to be my co dictator

Mascot Table
*I meant to write stable but I'm just,, going to leave it <.<


Goldfish bab courtesy of beast

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=80648&page=44#437 Author: Moonia Time Posted: 10/2/2019 at 9:25 PM *le happy with the mascot she made*

totally forgot I could do it like this, man this makes things so much easier

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=80648&page=47#466 Author: Cuddlesthefox Time Posted: 10/3/2019 at 9:11 PM Frosty Froog

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=80648&page=49#488 Author: Sairento Time Posted: 10/5/2019 at 2:35 AM Frosty Frog: Galaxy Frog: ANd just cause Im bored, Drae versions with the same color pallet Frosty Frog: Galaxy Frog:

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=80648&page=49#486 Author: Wolfiesparks Time Posted: 10/4/2019 at 5:58 PM I did a mix of the galaxy and frosty frog, and I'm too lazy to ping rn so have this

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=80648&page=48#475 Author: Danithegoat Time Posted: 10/4/2019 at 2:20 PM I did both images if thats cool. Also since most people are probs going to use vorpas, I decided, "I'm not using a vorpa" Frosty forest frog Galaxy frog

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=80648&page=51#509 Author: Duckbunny427 Time Posted: 10/5/2019 at 8:37 PM Here is my design:

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=80648&page=63#630 Author: TomRiddle Time Posted: 10/10/2019 at 8:24 PM Oh I Almost Forgot (but who's surprised): here's my kinda gross design I threw together on my phone a couple days back (between you, me, and whoever happens to read this, I like the babs best)

I mean I guess I can put up my own design??

FRONT PAGE NEWS why'd I use all caps yikes @me

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=80648&page=80#797 Author: Vampory Time Posted: 10/17/2019 at 3:49 PM Alright everyone. Jemadar (aka the one person to ask to be taken off the ping list, sorry to call ya out like that <3), has proposed a new game for us! This is relatively simple, she has picked out a blank Sylesti for you all to color! The catch is, you can't change the traits! You have to make the colors work somehow! We may have more modified versions of this in the future but for now we'll start with something simple. Handicaps: You cannot use Pink or Orange to color! Red, brown, yellow, purple are all the offspring/parents of Pink and Orange and are okay, but NOT Pink and Orange! Here is the link to copy-and-paste: https://www.sylestia.com/image_builder_pet.php?ec=FFFFFF&c1=FFFFFF&c2=FFFFFF&c3=FFFFFF&ac=FFFFFF&ac2=FFFFFF&gd1c=FFFFFF&gd2c=FFFFFF&gd3c=FFFFFF&md1c=FFFFFF&md2c=FFFFFF&md3c=FFFFFF&gd1=DD&gd2=EE&gd3=FF&md1=HH&md2=JJ&md3=DD&species=qitari&gender=male&maturity=216 The end date is the 25th @TomRiddle will be deciding on prizes

don't ask me about prizes yet b/c idk what's happening anymore atm
also follow the quote link to read everything properly

I usually use the typical sieve... but I agree :D

what am I doing here again? Where is here? *wanders off wondering how she even got there* *wanders back in*

Where is the door again? *plops down in a comfortable corner* Ooh, nice place, think I will stay a while. Now, what was I doing?

Add me to the club Tommy boy xD I legit forget things as soon as i think of them. Co-dictator sounds hella cool btw.

maybe a new analogy likeee, as good as a sprinkler with no water. or, for all of us whose memory is as good as cheap paleo friendly, vegan, keto, protein brownies.