Interlude!
We have nothing to do for stage 4!
Oh! Guess what: We can now cook things in the lost grove. Here is a helpful cookbook
Shameless copy of Spelf's coffee recipe!
Spelf's Recipe for "Lost Grove Grind"
You will need--
A coffeemaker of some type, but it must include a coffeepot
Coffee beans
A coffee grinder
A coffeepot of Pure Lunar Water
Instructions
Measure out enough coffee beans to make two pots of coffee. Grind them in the coffee grinder and put all of the ground beans into the coffeemaker. Add the Pure Lunar Water and brew (or drip, or percolate*). Serve with cream, sugar, Fae Dust, etc., to taste. Makes 1 pot of coffee.
*If using a percolator, I recommend placing it on a bed of burning Spritely Branches.
If you make the coffee, then we can read a newspaper at the same time
Wait. I can't find where my newspaper went O_O
Oh wait, I found it. It fell down the back of the couch!
https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=58668
Sometimes the Lost Grove just feels like
but then it's all okay because of this meme thing here. Because then we can meme about it.
Scathr drew a thing she saw of some tough babies taking out a Nightfall Battlemage!
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This is how to get the epic items from the enemies
If you want the purple items you follow these steps:
1. rob dr00d
3. ignore step 2
4. success
~~~ Ferrikki Party ~~~
Since the portal opened, we've been getting all sorts of wildlife up in here. And Ferrikki sure like to party! Let's have a look at some party-goers:
Firstly we have this pair that partied so hard they ate some argon!!! Now they permanently glow in the dark!!!
 
And let me tell you that this boy is so out of this world, it's like his dance moves are from another dimension!
Now these two are totally all about that love at first sight! The male is basically a talking chandelier. The girl. Well. She got that edgy 'dead' vibe all going on up her ally. Match made in heaven.
 
Wasn't even invited to the party??? Pppppfffftttt. These rikkis were born to gatecrash this place straight to the moon, let me tell you what is going on up in here.
Wisdom of the chats
This is a second piece of advice on how we get more epic items
Yes! It works.
Moar wisdom of the chatss!
While we are bored, we may as well catch up on some gossip with the Sylestian Book of Quotes!
It is now day [whatever] of interlude and there are shamrocks everewharr.
The Grove now has some rich looking clover guys in it that kinda scare the crap outta everyone. They killed our training parties and they pop up out of nowhere. They're scary!!!
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Mannn. How long have we got left in this interlude. Surely it is over by now.
*Goes to check*
Oh...
*Refills the coffee pot* ....
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*Awkwardly sips coffee*
~~~~~~~~~!PSYCH!~~~~~~~~~
AIEEEEEE!!!! a jumpscare
IDK Why but this reminds me of that really weird diablo/pokemon crossover: Diablokemon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkUiVZLrdYY
So we're on the hunt for some eggs to make a huge sunny side up breakfast to go with our coffee and paper... and like
Oh man, these eggs are dropping from the sky without warning. When I interviewed her she had some yellow stuff on her head - idk man
heh. Eh. Eh. Eggzellent. Hehhheheuer.
"And I didn't even have time to take a shower"
Oh man. So embarrass.
So it's getting rough here in the Lost Grove. It's been months since we last heard of the barrier being opened and we're all starving, looking for eggs to cook that huge sunny side up.
Jade's Journal, day 247
Distorted's Journal
Amarok in the spritely branch Druid offering pit
So there are cray cray druids everywhere, they're gettin all up in our faces n stuff. And whats-his-name David Bruh was all like "I had to kill off 4 of these guys! They r so angry at me!!"
So we did a bit of digging and now we know the truth!!!
Oh.....
OH....!
He's got guts this kid
Interlude Over! |
~~~ !Interlude 2! ~~~
(most of these images aren't mine)
So it seems like this interlude is going to last about 87 years or so! I hope you like interludes!
It's dinner time in Interlude Land! Pass the Fairy Mushroom Soup plz
Lets watch a docco by Avid DattonBrow while we eat Teh On-Tray
A compendium of the Myths, Legends and the Paranormal Happenings of Sylestia
There are a lot of strange things in Sylestia, and there are many weird things we can't explain. The Megazone is one of those things - but there are others. Here are some documented cases from our hard-boiled adventurers and cryptzoological enthusiasts!
Scathreoite was strolling through the shroomy underbrush of the Umbra Forest when they came upon a most terrifying sight. Immediately, they decided to sketch it out in excruciating detail instead of running away!
Legends hold that the Faelora Monster God appears to seek justice against would-be animal trappers.
Scathreoite survived the encounter, but the legend of the Faelora Monster God strikes fear into the hearts of all animal tamers to this day!
Another strange encounter occurred one spring night, when Dunno saw what looked to be a legless, and wingless, Aeri!
The mythology of the legless aeri dates back centuries as the long lost ancestor of the Aeridini we see today. It remains, to this day, the "missing link" in Sylestian life history.
Dunno says: "Finding the Legless Aeri will be an exciting discovery because it might provide clues as to where all the snakes went! And where are they now?"
Exciting times.
More info here:
https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=59607
However, the strange encounters are not just limited to myths that originate from our own world. Another strange documentation was recorded by the Alien contactee, Theafy!
"When I snuck inside the spacecraft, I saw hundreds of nephini in jars! Many of them were connected with strange wires and tubes! I also found a diagram, which I was able to take."
"I wanted to save the precious noodles but as soon as I got close, I was repelled by some sort of strange shield... Eventually I had to leave - but when I came back, it was gone."
More info here
https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=59294
The Lost Grove is full of strange mythical creatures and our cryptzoologists are having a field day, capturing, theorizing and expanding the bounds of our knowledge!
On Ferrikki
Here we have a theory by leading experts in Ferrikki Ecology:
Ferrikki are in legend of Zelda!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl1KvQxm4vc
And there we have it! You heard it first from our Rikki Experts!
... ~Interlude within the Interlude~...
Do you remember how long we waited in the last interlude?
Remember how boring it was?
well...
Haw haw nice one Mawnster Gawwd
heh
eh
eh
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Thank you Elyiana - words cannot begin to describe
https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=56428&page=1
So we need to use dynamite to open the cave, right?
well it's legit just like
And we're back now to
A compendium of the Myths, Legends and the Paranormal Happenings of Sylestia
By gum did we find a Huge Rabid Bear in our adventuring!
It surely was bear vs bear as we tried to pacify the irradiated Enraged Thing
Unfortunately our best bear ever, ShyBear, was lost in the fight! She died!
Cue mourning soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PdXIHGvMpk
We were able to catch the legendary beast!
And her strange mythical properties are currently being studied by GoldGryphon
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Wow! Time really flew by while we were engrossed in that documentary! Could you believe that It's been 87 years already?! Lets give a quick recap on what went down
Journal entry day ????
Our amnesia is getting worse in this Lost Grove. The flow of time is whimsical, and I fear that the endless forests are beginning to play upon our minds and warp our sanity. There's something mechanical about the way these forests behave, almost as if they have been carefully constructed by a sinister entity...
Who is this mysterious Red Text Being that knows so much and yet shares so little?
Journal Entry day ????
Our thoughts about this place become more paranoid as we descend further into madness.
It doesn't matter how many druids we slay, they just keep coming back!
Journal Entry day ???
I've started to log the amount of hours in a given day using the motion of the sun and moon through the grove...I'm hoping to get a handle on the flow of time in this place, as sometimes years will pass in the blink of an eye, and yet the hours will drag on and on.
It seems as though Time is progressing in a non-linear fashion, as we have now moved backwards through it yet again.
I also suspect that Dorian is inept at making dynamite.
Journal Entry day -78 years
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It seems as though we have gone back in time so far that we've come full circle!
OM NOM NOM
We are back where we began! And we still haven't started our dinner! Gosh, I'm so hungry I could eat my own tail.
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What're we having for dinner?
What's cookin' on the stove?
It's smelling like a winner,
IN THE LOOOOOST GROOOOOVE
THE LOOOOOOOST GROOOOOVE: WHAT IS THIS AMAZING PLAAAAACE???
LOOOOOOOOST GROOOOOVE
LOOOOOOOOST GROOOOOVE
THE LOOOOOOOST GROOOOOVE: ARE WE IN OUTER SPAAAAAACE???
THE LOOOOOOOST GROOOOOVE: ...It's just...in your FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
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Time to put the television back on while we wait for Dorian Grey to make some sick dynamite. Tonight we're tuning in to an episode of Popular Sylestian Conspiracies! But first, an advert!
~ walk like a crazy druid boi ~
Ever wanted to be so cool, as awesome as this crazy druid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zuH8srcwE0
WELL NEVER FEAR, [Enchanted Moonwater] is here. Just drink it every day, and you'll be cray cray like a druid! In all Lost Grove retail outlets coming this Sunday onwards! Find it in your NEAREST BARRACKS!!!
Popular Sylestian Conspiracies!
Tonight we'll be starting with a very interesting theory called the 'Ancient Sylestia' theory. And this provides disturbing answers to such questions as: What is the portal to the Lost Grove? What is the Lost Grove? And most importantly, why do Ferrikki only exist in the Lost Grove?
There is speculation that The Lost Grove is Prehistoric Sylestia, the Portal leading to the Lost Grove, is in fact a time portal, and the Ferrikki were hunted to extinction by the crazed druids and their TERRIFYING ENT MINIONS!!!
We did ruin it!!!!!!
We'll look at the evidence after this advert break!
~ Invest in Pyromancy! ~
Are you sick of your boring Earth/Light/Wind battle party? Do you find that your water/shadow/Light elements just isn't doing the damage output it needs? Do you want a Sylesti THAT CAN DO THIS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFGmLPo-mUY
It's not too late to switch your proficiency points to something a little warmer! Talk to our Fire Element experts today to get the best deal for you!
~~ The Evidence ~~
Welcome back to the show! Here we have some evidence that the Ferrikki once existed in our world, even though they do not anymore:
  
 
Coincidence??? :O :O :O !!! I think not!
We believe that the orbs left behind eons ago by Ferrikki form the architecture of today's world.
WHY DOES STARING AT PETS AGE THEM?
aw hell no
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Eeeeeh
A microscopic BIRB told me that rainbow traits are slowly being phased out. I hereby declare the sudden and unmitigated existence of a rainbow rebellion
RAINBOW REBELLION
WE ARE LEGION
WE SHALL FIGHT
FOR THE GRANDEST RIGHT
WITH OUR MANES ALIGHT
AND RAINBOW STARLIGHT
PROGRAMMED TO FUNCTION
IT'S OUR THERMOJUNCTION
OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE
LET THE PRISMATIC ARMOUR
SET US FREE
RAINBOW DOGGO UNITO
It's shenanigans time in Fall Fest Zone
OH MAN
OH NO
We clipped out of bounds!!
But OH MAN would you look at the Time!!! <O_O>
I think Dorian finally figured out the elusive theorem to craft dynamite! But kind sir, why didn't cha just ask Krin for the blueprint??
*Goes to take a big long nap*
Interlude End! |
